Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[jaycee]

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It’s okay lads, Paulie Belta has been spotted safe and well on the banks of the Tyne.

Him and Gazza are going fishing after a fish supper and a few cans.

I deserve royalties from Mr Belta,I introduced a new fan base to this all round entertainer

 

[COYBL25]

I deserve royalties from Mr Belta,I introduced a new fan base to this all round entertainer

Have you seen his Youtube stuff, a recording contract surely beckons

 

[jaycee]

Have you seen his Youtube stuff, a recording contract surely beckons

I had a quick look,thought it was the new black mirror series

 

[BNJ1878]

Things just got real,Anonymous are being asked to get involved

In a world of Kennys,be a Belta

That's incredible

 

[jaycee]

That's incredible

It's bizarre,levels of dilusion that are beyond my reckoning

 

[KaiserEFC]

They are a pathetically desperate group of people aren’t they

 

[MikeH72]

Has it dawned on them yet that this was never happening and was just the most elaborate and successful trolling of all time from King Mike?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

I would happily let Big Mike bum me hard if it meant he owned Newcastle til the day he dies.

 

[nsno-chris]

Things just got real,Anonymous are being asked to get involved

In a world of Kennys,be a Belta

OMG I can’t believe I missed this

The best tweet ever

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Forgot about this thread I'm afraid. See big Mike still popcorning the Geordies?

 

[Connor]

All their fans on Twitter, claiming the Premier League are set for a court case that could bankrupt them if they deny this takeover.

Unreal stuff. They've got zero connection with reality this lot.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

This thread never fails to cheer me up. Grade A muppets.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

I suppose if we are going to count the Fairs Cup as a major trophy, then it's 51 years and counting without a trophy, for those deluded horse punching beauts.Hmm big club indeed.

 

[Yarrgh]

I would happily let Big Mike bum me hard if it meant he owned Newcastle til the day he dies.

Lube up kidder, he's coming in to land.

 

[Yarrgh]

OMG I can’t believe I missed this

The best tweet ever

Can you just imagine the Anonymous- Stephen Hawkings digitised voice thing? "Why aye, we are Anonymous. Premier League, we have found you guilty of violating the human rights of the Saudi dictator's wealth investment vehicle. We demand justice. And Cans."

To be fair to the Anonymous lads (and lasses), if they can take a little time away from civil rights campaigns and exposing corruption and wrong doing to investigate this relatively trivial matter of making a few toon fans happy for 5 minutes before they get annoyed again, that'd be great.