I’m particularly impressed with the timing of it too. Right at the least likely time for a major business transaction.
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I’m particularly impressed with the timing of it too. Right at the least likely time for a major business transaction.
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greetings toffees! Kicking off today with incredible bantz from renowned local comedian, Pez’s dad. lol ‘Ah tell you what fitherlol stick one of those radge towels they wear on their nappers loland take a picture and lol I’ll put it on me twittah!’
I wonder if a Geordie consortium was looking to buy a Saudi football team, the Saudi locals would be posting pics of themselves with NUFC drawn across their breasts with marker pens, wear skirts wedged up their butt cracks and have fake greggs sausage roll pastry flakes made of cardboard, stuck in their beards with sellotape.
HUGE fan of Nasser’s reply to this tweet btw. Well done on Pez’s dad cultural ignorance. BIG points.
lollollollol 4 laughing emojis for you. Some excellent things happening here. Father and son should be proud. Keep up the good work you ignorant, nettle eating cavemen.
I wonder if a Geordie consortium was looking to buy a Saudi football team, the Saudi locals would be posting pics of themselves with NUFC drawn across their breasts with marker pens, wear skirts wedged up their butt cracks and have fake greggs sausage roll pastry flakes made of cardboard, stuck in their beards with sellotape.
HUGE fan of Nasser’s reply to this tweet btw. Well done on Pez’s dad cultural ignorance. BIG points.
lollollollol 4 laughing emojis for you. Some excellent things happening here. Father and son should be proud. Keep up the good work you ignorant, nettle eating cavemen.
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Hopefully he doesn't go the full hog and petrol bomb his local Yemeni restaurant.
Seems a bit fishy.
#clams
#clams
