Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[roydo]

Er yes. During my extensive research it appears that these baboons have started using the hashtag ‘cans’ as an indication of celebratory measures for when the takover is finally announced. I’ve noticed the hashtag ‘deludedSelfimportanthorsepunchers’ isn’t receiving quite the same coverage.

Like "scenes" or "limbs"?

Blimey.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

There’s too much material! I’m lost in a sea of Geordie tears. Help me!

Keep safe!

 

[Chewbacca]

Where do wealthy footballers playing for newcastle live? Out of town houses somewhere or any flashy apartment buildings?

There is an exclusive housing estate called Darras Hall in Ponteland (not that any DH residents would ever say they lived in Pont) near the airport.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Now we just need to stop Leeds Utd impending Qatari takeover once promoted and its happy days in the pursuit of the 7th place trophy

 

[MikeH72]

I will personally knight Michael Ashley if he’s had them all off AGAIN.

 

[Yarrgh]

From Pochetino to Bruce.

Maybe from Mbappe to Niasse?

And perhaps a Walcott or Siggurdson instead of a Barkley?

#cans

 

[Connor]

From Mbappe to Shaqiri

 

[MikeH72]

From Mbappe to Shaqiri

“Providing takeover goes through” hahahahaha who does he think he is?

 

[kenada_blue]

Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...

I managed 20 seconds. How far did you get?

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Newcastle takeover in serious doubt as WTO rules pirate TV channel is Saudi

The controversial £300m Saudi Arabia-funded takeover of Newcastle United appears to be in serious doubt after the WTO ruled that the country is behind a pirate satellite TV and streaming service

www.theguardian.com

Colour me shocked...

 

[catcherintherye]

From Mbappe to Shaqiri

Imagine taking lads who are relegation fodder and thinking you're going to be moving up the league.

 

[catcherintherye]

We all know whats coming:

PL: "we'll OK the takeover if you shutdown the piracy and pay us the going rate for broadcasting our product"

Saudi's: "okay lad"

Takeover is completed.

The corrupt PL using NUFC as a bargaining chip.

For them to buy Shaqiri & Barkley on their rise to the top.

 

[jaycee]

Surely someone can send the Saudi Prince this and he'll just call it off anyway...

That made me cringe so much my toes touched my shins

 

[ForeverBlue92]

For them to buy Shaqiri & Barkley on their rise to the top.

Sadly both would be upgrades on the tat we have at present in midfield/out wide.