Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[MikeH72]

Interesting take from Kiyan here. The Saudi rulers are holding back on releasing the news the WHOLE of their country have been waiting for, as they are wanting maximum pubic hair impact!

lol lol lol Yer daft sod!

This is by far the best take yet.

 

[catcherintherye]

Imagine being a Newcastle customer and believing that Roma would become your feeder club.

Unbelievable...

Well yes. It's borderline who'd be the feeder club out of them and Rennes.

 

[KaiserEFC]

This thread just shows me that social media is the worst thing that’s ever happened and that humanity has come so far that it’s regressed and needs to be exterminated.

 

[Yarrgh]

Well yes. It's borderline who'd be the feeder club out of them and Rennes.

Rennes obviously.

Newcastle United will feed into the major league team.

 

[MikeH72]

Still nothing?

 

[Yarrgh]

Still nothing?

Waiting until Eid to break the news fast apparently.

 

[roydo]

Rennes obviously.

Newcastle United will feed into the major league team.

Feed them what?

 

[Yarrgh]

Feed them what?

Greggs sausage rolls.

Or puff dogs as I believe they will be known.

 

[Jimishorts]

who'd be the feeder club

PSG

* taps gravy sodden nose

 

[Connor]

Any news?

 

[maccavennie]

Interesting take from Kiyan here. The Saudi rulers are holding back on releasing the news the WHOLE of their country have been waiting for, as they are wanting maximum pubic hair impact!

lol lol lol Yer daft sod!

Not sharing it with Saudi public Jimmy, they are sharing it with the Saudi pubic so they must all be having some kind of trim to celebrate.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Some of the fans are monitoring a flight from Kuwait to Newcastle as they reckon a Saudi consortium is on board. What kind of fans would resort to following a flight tracker lol lol lol .....

If it ends in some backwater in Iraq they'll have egg on their faces...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Any news?

Not that I have been constantly typing ‘#nufctakeover’ into twitter for the last week but according to obscure ex Newcastle defender, Olivier Bernard, it’s happening today. According to lots of other twitter ITKs it’s happening tomorrow. Basically if it doesn’t happen this week there’s going to be a total meltdown. We must be ready to cover this. I’m talking 24 hour shifts.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Not that I have been constantly typing ‘#nufctakeover’ into twitter for the last week but according to obscure ex Newcastle defender, Olivier Bernard, it’s happening today. According to lots of other twitter ITKs it’s happening tomorrow. Basically if it doesn’t happen this week there’s going to be a total meltdown. We must be ready to cover this. I’m talking 24 hour shifts.

On that note...

lol lol lol You mad plum, Olly!

 

[Yarrgh]

I'm trying to get a hold of a Newcastle fan on skype. Should I congratulate him?

I think I annoyed him yesterday when he said he was old enough to remember the last time they won anything and said he didn't sound like he was old enough to be from 1956* by his voice. He said it was '69 and the Fair's Cup. I don't want to make any other faux pas!

* googled it and the FA Cup was 55 not 56.