Match Thread Newcastle United v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[miami]

Why can dcl not time his jumps properly? It’s every time. I’m starting to think it’s cos he doesn’t want to untidy his hair.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Is this team really that ? or is it the tactics which makes every team we play look like Prime Barcelona or 70s Brazil

Murphy id turgid and he is skipping inside and nearly scoring, we dont even look like scoring

 

[Shevin Keedy]

FFS Dom

 

[Goat]

Dom won the ball.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Almiron looks like David Guest

 

[Saint Domingo]

Gray doesn’t half make some stupid runs

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Excellent running with the man by Onana, no shortcuts, the hard yards.

 

[lungo]

Why can Dominic Calvert-Lewin not time his jumps properly? It’s every time. I’m starting to think it’s cos he doesn’t want to untidy his hair.

He is afraid of the ball. It gets pathetic. He is doing for over a year now.

 

[longers]

Almiron looks like David Guest

cross between him and the lanky [Poor language removed] on big bang theory

 

[ForeverEverton]

10 minutes in and already we can see it is going to be a long night....

 

[Bluerobins]

Playing at 25% again. Do you think its a tactic of safety first?

 

[Devanski]

Well covered Onana!

 

[Saint Domingo]

Midfield just can’t pick a forward pass

 

[maccavennie]

Your ball Iwobi ffs

 

[navidson]

Almiron looks like David Guest

He looks like a teenage lesbian