Match Thread Newcastle 2-3 Everton. Sat Feb 28 . 3pm

[dublinbluenose]

Fastest arse in the league

 

[SJB]

Do one. Way too deep. Could see it a mile off.

That's Michael Keane's fault apparently.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[PhilRegan]

Straight out of the book of niasse

 

[MichaelEFC96]

YESSSSSSS

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

No fingernails left here ffs

 

[Bedfordblue]

Would you take a pen and red card or the goal

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Dithering Dave getting a get out of jail card

 

[the golden visionary]

Haha star bitch got dispossessed

 

[DualityNSNO]

What an arsegoal

 

[mistuhp]

Blatant penalty on the goal, but everybody: Please take a moment to appreciate who exactly gave the ball away for Newcastle there!

 

[Lapeno77]

Some poor quality broadband on display in here

 

[preposterousvelios]

Might have come off his arse but those are the runs we've been asking him to make!

 

[OlDirtyBluenose]

What a goal!

 

[No Alla Violenza]

Hahahaha