New Song - Eto'o No.5

[scratchnsurf]

This thread is all the explanation needed as to why we only have two songs.

 

[bobafro]

When the ball hits the net
And you win all your bets
That's Eto'o ohh

 

[blue4eva77]

*sigh*

Christ almighty, this thread

 

[Lewisefc92]

Eto'o is it me your looking for

 

[LarryLimeStreet]

His name is Samuel Eto'o,
He came in on a free.
He comes from Cameroon,
And now he's a toffee
He wears the blue and white
For Martinez's men
Anndddddd when he scores a goal,
We'll sing this song again

To the Zabaletta song City sing

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Eto'o is it me your looking for

I can see it in your eyes
Your real age is 45

 

[Taff]

This thread is all the explanation needed as to why we only have two songs.

This.

 

[Bungle]

Eto'o No.5
A little bit of Leighton in the sun
A little bit of Seamus all day long
A little bit of Stones'y at the back
A little bit of Ross in our attack
A little bit of Macca covering ground
A little bit of Besic, because he's 'sound'
Catch Mirallas if you can
Romalu Lukaku he's the man.

Eto'o No. 5

Samuel Eto'o oh oh, Samuel Eto'o oh oh,
He came from Cameroon,
To play in Royal Blue
Alongside Lukaku
and score many goals past you
Samuel Eto'o oh oh, Samuel Eto'o oh oh

I thought my world class song in the Eto'o thread would have been loved but it went down like a sack of [Poor language removed].

Eto'o Eto'o Eto'
And we used to shop at Netto
Bill found his wallet
Now Bobby has got it
And we still have a space for a loan.

I will get me anorak and stand in the rain for an hour or two.

Head shoulders knees and stones knees and stones.

Head shoulders knees eto knees eto

With Ty and geads and nais and kone

Head shoulders knees eto knees eto

When the ball hits the net
And you win all your bets
That's Eto'o ohh

His name is Samuel Eto'o,
He came in on a free.
He comes from Cameroon,
And now he's a toffee
He wears the blue and white
For Martinez's men
Anndddddd when he scores a goal,
We'll sing this song again

To the Zabaletta song City sing

 

[ElPorto]

....that's a car.... not a train.....

 

[Bungle]

....that's a car.... not a train.....

FFS!

 

[ElPorto]

FFS!

Maybe a van.. deffo automobile... not a train

 

[maccavennie]

gutted Bungle.

Yours sincerely, Rod Jane and Freddie.

 

[thefisch26]

How about Eto'o sung to the tune of Zombie Nation

Eto'oooo
Eto'oo oo oo oo oo oo
Eto'ooooooooo

(50.01% serious)

 

[deipnosophist]

This thread provides further proof (if any more was needed), that GOT is populated with people possessing unique talent; I would go so far as to say, genius

 

[Moomin]

Surely it'll have to be a take on 'in the ghetto'


He used to play for Barca and Inter Milan
The R/S wanted him
But he's an Everton fan
SAMUEL ETO'O

Thats the winner for me, heard this song last night and thought the same.