New Song - Eto'o No.5

[deipnosophist]

Glimpses of genuine talent there mate

 

[Hilga]

Eto'o! Eto'o! Eto'o!
Eto'o! Eto'o! Eto'o!

 

[deipnosophist]

Eto'o! Eto'o! Eto'o!
Eto'o! Eto'o! Eto'o!

Now THIS one I love. It has much greater lyrical complexity than the youngblue and Blockhead efforts...well done

 

[Boss_Blue]

Eto'o No.5
A little bit of Leighton in the sun
A little bit of Seamus all day long
A little bit of Stones'y at the back
A little bit of Ross in our attack
A little bit of Macca covering ground
A little bit of Besic, because he's 'sound'
Catch Mirallas if you can
Romalu Lukaku he's the man.

Eto'o No. 5

*Dies a bit inside

 

[Woolly Blue]

Eto'o No.5
A little bit of Leighton in the sun
A little bit of Seamus all day long
A little bit of Stones'y at the back
A little bit of Ross in our attack
A little bit of Macca covering ground
A little bit of Besic, because he's 'sound'
Catch Mirallas if you can
Romalu Lukaku he's the man.

Eto'o No. 5

People hated "Roberto had a dream" at first and thought it was cheesy.
This does take cheesy to a whole new level though.

If you sing this song at the match you deserve a scouse pie to the head.

Scouse pie to the head
Scouse pie to the head
Oh Mr Young Blue
Scouse pie to the head

 

[emb]

Eto'o No. 5

Clue's in the title.

 

[deipnosophist]

Scouse pie to the head
Scouse pie to the head
Oh Mr Young Blue
Scouse pie to the head

Another very cleverly constructed verse. GOT has some seriously talented poets/songwriters/lyricists.

 

[blue4eva77]

Its in the balance what made me laugh more. This or the song.

 

[Allezfan]

People hated "Roberto had a dream" at first and thought it was cheesy.
This does take cheesy to a whole new level though.

I still do, tbh.

The last line is gold though, which is why it's popular.

 

[tadpole]

Give me an E !

"E"

Give me a T !

"T"

Give me an O !

"O"

Give me an apostrophe !

"!?!?"

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We're simple folk. We prefer to watch the game and shout <expletive> Off [insert Osman/Hibbert/Naismith etc] at players in angry tones rather than learn a song like that.


Oviedo's song however has two words and a noise. Gold dust.

 

[bluelife]

I love you Et-o-o
I love you Et-o-o
I love you Et-o-o
And when Sammy scores, you know it can't be bad



There needs to be a She loves you one

 

[efc.1878]

A song to this please ...

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[composter]

Ole man Eto'o
Dat ole man Eto'o
Him keep on scoring
Just keeps on scoring

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Surely it'll have to be a take on 'in the ghetto'


He used to play for Barca and Inter Milan
The R/S wanted him
But he's an Everton fan
SAMUEL ETO'O