New Rondon Song

[Charles Hawtrey]

I'd stick with the classic, "who ate all the pies"

 

[lancs blue]

Yer ma is a whore and you can't score rhymes

 

[AsiaAsia82]

He’s from Venezuela,
he needs an inhaler,
and when he’s running,
it’s like he’s pulling a trailer

just can’t get the music to that, I’ll call Elton

 

[kiss the crest]

He’s fat he’s round and he bounces into the ground Rolo Rondon Rolo Rondon

 

[dublinbluenose]

" Hes fat,
He's round
His belly's on the ground
Salamon, oh Salamon"

 

[blueconverse]

When Rondon Scores we Riot
When Scores we riot
But he's effing crap
So we will just stay quiet

 

[AsiaAsia82]

got it, as per Richy’s Brazilian song;

He’s Venezuelan
Probably needs an inhaler
He runs like he’s pulling a trailer
Salllllllooooommmonnn

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

He's as mobile as concrete block doo dah, doo dah
we might use him at Bramley dock doo dah, doo dah day
see him in this farce
blowing out his arse
salomon rondon - what a shock
- we pay him to play!

 

[Ray Purchase]

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

What a terrible day to be literate

 

[RomanReigns]

It took crouch 19 games before he scored his first goal for Liverpool

 

[Cool_Blue]

It took crouch 19 games before he scored his first goal for Liverpool

Let me guess........was it against us?

 

[RomanReigns]

Let me guess........was it against us?

Wigan

 

[Zeitgeist]

He's, fat, he's crap
Please can we send him back

Sally rondon, Sally rondon

 

[Oasis1878]

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