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[dublinbluenose]

I voted for @Joey66 as the man to lead us forward.

His manifesto will include, free Maykway Curry powder for everyone over 70 and a re written copy of Joeys version of Mein Kampf, which will be called - Ende des.

New statute will include all year round skinny dipping with goldfish for health benefits, only solid fuel fires will be permitted and everything will be re written in Joey Speak.

Finally Joey will take full control of the British Film Censorship Board and only allow films that he approves of to be shown.

The country will become a one party state, with all Lefties and bleeding heart Liberals banned.

And lashings of low fat tinned tomatoes

 

[peteblue]

Who knows but personally I think he’s missed his chance .

I think so too, a shame but he has. The slimy Gove is positioning himself quite nicely and Rabb, and even McVey are getting ready. I wouldn’t like to call it at this point tbh........

 

[summerisle]

 

[Harryflashman]

I think so too, a shame but he has. The slimy Gove is positioning himself quite nicely and Rabb, and even McVey are getting ready. I wouldn’t like to call it at this point tbh........

Rabb would be my fav but you’d never know which way the wind would go , like you I think it’s too close to call.

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

I voted for @Joey66 as the man to lead us forward.

His manifesto will include, free Maykway Curry powder for everyone over 70 and a re written copy of Joeys version of Mein Kampf, which will be called - Ende des.

New statute will include all year round skinny dipping with goldfish for health benefits, only solid fuel fires will be permitted and everything will be re written in Joey Speak.

Finally Joey will take full control of the British Film Censorship Board and only allow films that he approves of to be shown.

The country will become a one party state, with all Lefties and bleeding heart Liberals banned.

I'm particularly looking forward to the introduction of compulsory tagging which I believe is top of the agenda on his manifesto.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm particularly looking forward to the introduction of compulsory tagging which I believe is top of the agenda on his manifesto.

We should start thread, " what would life be like in @Joey66 world ".

 

[random]

1st law: only Everton supporting referees are allowed to ref our games (and RS games)

2nd law: RS full kit wearers* to be castrated instantly

3rd law: Streaming live games over the internet is legal


After those priority laws get passed then we can look at some other things like discounting beer, cigs and kebabs.



*slightly misspelt

 

[Joey66]

We should start thread, " what would life be like in @Joey66 world ".

I would have you as chancellor- I would give you a crack at it..........

 

[Harryflashman]

Popular opinion seems to be that Rees-Mogg has overplayed his hand

 

[degsy]

God help you all if I was in charge, be the shortest meeting in history , Goodbye EU,
Liverpool FC banned, anfield to be used as a gypsy campsite for ever,
nationalise everything in sight , 4 day week
, retire at 50
Biggest re-education scene in history in skills for the young , UK forces to only defend these shores.
Micro chip everybody
have cops numbers doubled,
3 stikes and your out for all crimes.
Take the license off every Audi driver on day one unless the agree to drive a micra
And that's just to start.
Voted Reece mogg because he is as daft as me

Works for me...if you can find a top job for @Joey66, like Immigration or Billboard regulator

 

[degsy]

Kinnock spitting image redux

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

I'm disappointed that there's no option to vote for BFS as Interim PM to steady the ship!

First order of buissnes? Free gravy for everyone!

 

[Eggs]

Looks like Maybot is done, as people keep saying we now need a brexiteer as PM who do we want?

..it’ll be an interesting challenge if one arises and one May isn’t certain to lose. If a number of Brexiteers challenge they will take votes off each other. I imagine some might see Dominic Raab as the new golden boy but i’m not sure he would be able to re-negotiate a deal that would get through the Commons.

I like the bloke with ‘Peoples Vote’ placards who plays a game with TV cameramen on Westminster Green trying to get in shot. Perhaps he could sort a deal.

 

[Joey66]

I imagine @Joey66 will make Anna Soubry his deputy as he has a bit of a crush on her. The sly dog

Hey I've been to specsavers - she could always clean the toilets in the HOC.......

 

[Harryflashman]

Certainly looks like Rees-Mogg and his merry band have made an absolute mess of their leadership challenge, no way was his commons question and press conference follow up meant to be a slow burn . They’ve screwed that up and if anything gone backwards it seems , which a few days ago seemed impossible.