New Cats

[chicoazul]

The baths overflowing as we speak.

That may or not be a metaphor. Are we still getting down with this.

drops robe to unveil lucky glittery y fronts*

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

snap I've got my glittery Y fronts on too........uncanny.....

 

[chicoazul]

explodes*

THE END.


I think we should cuts costs and release it on paperback from the off, its got Mills & Boons potential this.

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

but I have'nt exploded yet.....typical....

 

[chicoazul]

Youre not the first one to complain about that. You have to understand that my early demise is a compliment to your good self.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

but I have'nt exploded yet.....typical....

Get rid of that avatar.

It has red on - your not mucking up my hard work on this place!

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

ummm how rude.......... mummy and daddy not teach you about the p word.........please

 

[GrandOldTeam]

ummm how rude.......... mummy and daddy not teach you about the p word.........please

No. They both died when a chicken coop collapsed in narm.

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

sad....guess you woul'dnt want to watch 'Chicken Run'

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Why not?

Watched it years ago. Piss poor.

 

[Cal]

furious.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

There loads of new names popping up, come in and pull up a stool.

Anyone who mentions anything about an initiation is a melt, so ignore them but theres some things I need to know:

1 - Pineapple on pizza: Si or no?-----Always
2 - Pasties, Greggs or Sayers?-------Sayers
3 - HP or Ketchup?--------------------Ketchup
4 - Beans next to eggs, Oui or non?----------eggs an beans, NEVER
5 - Neville or Hibbert?*------------Neville
6 - Obama or Clinton? (ignore the right wing meglomaniac quegs on here)------Bill Clinton for me :huh: He has the best Cigars around. Strange fish taste to them. Nice thou.

Nice one.



* token question as someone pointed out it was an Everton forum t'other day

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

Errrrr........whats happened to my trunks
trunk abuse thats what !!!...did'nt know there was a dress code in here

 

[chicoazul]

You look fine how you are toots.

lets robe slip off shoulder to show a glimpse of man nipple*

 

[Mybluetoothbrush]

You look fine how you are toots.

lets robe slip off shoulder to show a glimpse of man nipple*

yikes.........is that one of three...

anyway enough of your distraction I WANT MY PANTS BACK