New Baines Song Idea!

[Jimmywhack]

Kinell

 

[Moomin]

Stunned that this isn't a thing tbh:

To the tune of 'You're So Vain' - Leeeeiiiighton Baines....you probably think this song is about youu

Etc.

Does not go that mate.

 

[Groucho]

Don't Worry... About A Thing,
Cos Leighton Baines.... Is In Blue & White,
Woke Up This Morning,
I Didn't Buy The Sun,
Three Little Birds.... Pitch By My Doorstep
Singing Sweet Songs..... About The Boys In Blue
Sayin'.... Thank God We are Blue-hoo-hoooo
Singin......
Don't Worry... About A Thing,

Cos Leighton Baines.... Is In Blue & White,

Don't Worry... About A Thing,

Cos Leighton Baines.... Is In Blue & White,

This is the best suggested Baines song and has been for yonks.

 

[Pat's Van]

This is the best suggested Baines song and has been for yonks.

if it was gonna take off Grouch it would've done by now, it's not happening so Reidy needs to give it up

may I suggest insane in the memBaines - by cypress hill

 

[Moomin]

The theme tune to the movie " Beaches "

Did you ever know you're our best left back

You can kick the ball higher than Rhino.

You can overlap the winger, because you're our best left back.

 

[Pat's Van]

take the last Baines to clarksville, and I'll meet you at the station

something like that?

 

[Moomin]

take the last Baines to clarksville, and I'll meet you at the station

something like that?

Good stuff.

How about a classic dance tune by the Prodigy, with the hit song from the mid 90's " Poison "

We have a corner, we have a penalty.

We have the best fullback to ever take a penalty.

 

[Groucho]

I just think that Kum By Ah (Leigh-ton-Baines, my lord) is a bit of a dirge.

Need something upbeat.

 

[Pat's Van]

Good stuff.

How about a classic dance tune by the Prodigy, with the hit song from the mid 90's " Poison "

We have a corner, we have a penalty.

We have the best fullback to ever take a penalty.

that actually works very well phonetically, good thinking mate

how about the theme tune from Cheers?

making your way Leighton Baines today takes everything you got
taking a break from defending at corners, getting forward to take a shot

wouldn't you like to get away ??

sometimes you gotta go
where everybody knows your name
and your name is Leighton Baines
you want to go where everybody knows....you're Baines

 

[Moomin]

that actually works very well phonetically, good thinking mate

how about the theme tune from Cheers?

making your way Leighton Baines today takes everything you got
taking a break from defending at corners, getting forward to take a shot

wouldn't you like to get away ??

sometimes you gotta go
where everybody knows your name
and your name is Leighton Baines
you want to go where everybody knows....you're Baines

Think that's the winner for me, unless we can sneak a few piano's into the ground to play the theme song to " Hill Street Blues "

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Hibbo, Alcaraz, Silv Distin,
Our de-fen-sive problems just began,

Le-on Osman, God, he's so sh¦T,
Seeing him play really makes me sick,

He comes from Skem with dem scallies doe,
They drink Aldi beer and talk like dey know,

Ball, Kendall, Har-vey, Kev Ratcliffe,
My mind takes me back there oh so quick...

Could someone make a chant out of LFO's 'Summer Girls' song please, I'll just leave a few of the lyrics here for you and if someone could turn them into a lyrical masterpiece I'd appreciate it;

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick

Thanks in advance

 

[bluelife]

It's criminal that his name doesnt get sung to the A team theme really

 

[hetion]

Does not go that mate.

What am I missing?

 

[bluelife]

You're the one for me, Barry. You're the one I really, really love.

How can you stay with a fat girl who says, wooaah, 'would you like to Barry me?'

 

[Kiwi]

It's criminal that his name doesnt get sung to the A team theme really

Oh my goodness. That would be magic and Phonetically perfect like.