New Baines Song Idea!

[ste d' indica]

Althea and Donna, remember them ???

uptown top ranking !!

what a tune

See him in his boots an' ting.
Check out his free kicks an' ting.
Goals is all he bring.
In all his mod haircuts an' ting.

 

[EFCNIK]

To the tune of Eastenders;

Baines baines baines baines baines baines baines

B b b baines baines

Baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines

Baines baines baines baines baines baines baines

B b b baines baines

Baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines baines

Baines Baines Baines Baines

Baines Baines Baines Baines Baines Baines



Baines no longer looks like a real word.

 

[Pat's Van]

Could someone make a chant out of LFO's 'Summer Girls' song please, I'll just leave a few of the lyrics here for you and if someone could turn them into a lyrical masterpiece I'd appreciate it;

Hip Hop nesty chop spic and span,
No one better than that guy Pat's Van
New Kids On The block were a bunch of pr!cks
Dogfood barmcakes make me sick
You come from Georgia where the leeches grow
They suck my blood and the pain is slow
Bungaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
that's no pogo it's my hairy ewok d**k

 

[thirdmantackle]

Because you know we're all about the Baines, the Baines no trouble...

 

[Pat's Van]

sitting on the dock of the Baines
watching the blues play away
sitting on the dock of the Baines
wasting time *taps wrist-watch

 

[orly]

God save our Leighton Baines
Long live our noble Baines
God save Leighton dur dur dur dur dur
Send him victorious
happy and glorious
Long to keep playing for us
God save our Baines




cant think of the tune though, might be 'hit me baby one more time"

 

[Pat's Van]

cant think of the tune though, might be 'hit me baby one more time"

hit me bainesy one more time

 

[Stoic Ape]

I hope Baines never gets a song because some of these suggestions are atrocious.

 

[orly]

hit me bainesy one more time

says the first man at corners

 

[Pat's Van]

to the tune of greased lightning

go greased bainsey you're burning up the motorway
go greased bainsey you're gonna find another way
you are supreme, your t!ts are creme
you're greased bainesy.go go goggogoggogo

 

[ArtetaMoney]

The only song we should sing to the players at the minute is 'Booooooooooooooooo!!!'

We should have won the Carling Cup by now.

 

[maccavennie]

The only one we should do is Kevin, Kevin Mirallas to the tune of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band.

Kevin Kevin Mirallas
Have you seen Debbie does Dallas.

 

[maccavennie]

I reckon we should sing Stevie Wonders great hit " I just called "

We all stand up close our eyes and pretend to sing into an imaginary phone while wobbling our heads

I'll bring the head beans if you bring 40,000 casio keyboards for effect mate.

 

[EFCNIK]

To the tune of that 'lets jack' deep house garbage that everyone loves:

I baines your baines everybaines baines your baines so let's baines.

 

[hetion]

Stunned that this isn't a thing tbh:

To the tune of 'You're So Vain' - Leeeeiiiighton Baines....you probably think this song is about youu

Etc.