Weird video I just got sent. Weird.
Never Trust a Fart
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Gazdalf
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I have just laughed that hard the same happened to me. 
I had a [Poor language removed] in the sea about two months ago. True story and not a sign of meffiness, caught short on a pedaloe in what seemed close to international waters.
I can confirm it floats.
I can confirm it floats.
If only it were real.
I have shat myself in a jacuzzi and it took much longer for people to notice.
Also even though the thong she is wearing is quite similar to my own, it took much more time for it to seep up to the surface. The lack of bubbling is also rather suspicious, mine bubbled up like a bloody fountain.
The colouring is wrong, although to be fair she may have recently eaten indian food, or a dodgy cucumber.
In summary.
Never eat from a buffet.
I have shat myself in a jacuzzi and it took much longer for people to notice.
Also even though the thong she is wearing is quite similar to my own, it took much more time for it to seep up to the surface. The lack of bubbling is also rather suspicious, mine bubbled up like a bloody fountain.
The colouring is wrong, although to be fair she may have recently eaten indian food, or a dodgy cucumber.
In summary.
Never eat from a buffet.
I live off buffets you monster.
follows through*
follows through*
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