Never had a girlfriend, thought I would ask for some advice from GOT

[tadao]

Wow!! You lot take no prisoners......a harsh audience. I don't know whether to laugh or be outraged.

From the female perspective, forget the gaffer/duct/masking tape and/or strong sedatives. Develop a sense of humour. Make her laugh. You can be ugly as f*** but if you make her laugh you'll get her into bed. I know...I am old...I have done it all

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[ToffeeTim]

Just realised I'm in quite a bad drought here myself FFS lol

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Complete and utter horsedung. Women are as shallow as men if not moreso

We must disagree on this. I have binned blokes who have been stunning to look at but dull as ditchwater and been completely besotted by the less physically attractive who have a well developed sense of humour.

 

[tommye]

Just realised I'm in quite a bad drought here myself FFS lol

Maybe you and him could get nasty...

 

[coollino]

I swear I've been chatted up more since I've had a gf, guess it's down to not trying, looking desperate etc.

 

[Bungle]

I barely even remember meeting my missus, I fear I may have been a victim of my own advice.

 

[Goat]

 

[anjelikaferrett]

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PMSL- what are you doing later? Sorry, uncalled for!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

From my post you should have realised I'd have to google who that was! lol

Doable isn't she.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Bank details and address and I'll fix it for the OP.

 

[flibbyflob]

We must disagree on this. I have binned blokes who have been stunning to look at but dull as ditchwater and been completely besotted by the less physically attractive who have a well developed sense of humour.

Is the well developed bit a euphemism ?

 

[Yorkie]

Tinder is possibly the worst invention for anyone trying to get their foot on the cat ladder. Ruthless judgement.

Come to New York mate, your accent alone will get you some action.

I was told that by a mate before I visited the US, but unfortunately i don't quite sound like mr darcy and my Bradford accent caused people to ask if I was Scottish.

And Tinders allright if you go on knowing how shallow it is

 

[Goat]

PMSL- what are you doing later? Sorry, uncalled for!

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

We must disagree on this. I have binned blokes who have been stunning to look at but dull as ditchwater and been completely besotted by the less physically attractive who have a well developed sense of humour.

The friendzoned disagree. I think you're in the minority.

Actually from what I've seen, being a bit of a bell seems to attract women.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Is the well developed bit a euphemism ?

lollollol

No but it's always a welcome bonus!