Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
Broght Moyes home for less. We need a striker.
Neal Maupay
- Thread starter spectateur
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The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I think a lot of Evertonians would pay to have a go at him with pillow boxing gloves. If there are ten thousand of us, I wonder how much damage we could cause in an afternoon?
We could even give the proceeds to charity.
Actually we better give them the money instead.
tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
Wonder what this little fella is up to now?
Reckon he'd be big enough now to give him the pasting he deserves
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
He grew up to be Michael Keane. Knew he was a wrong'un.
RalphDring
Player Valuation: £8m
Incase he does ever come back here, wonder if they will let us borrow them.
They have obligation to buy in the summer.
carolinablue232
Player Valuation: £70m
We’ve basically swapped him for Ndiaye. Most one sided exhange ever. Some of Kevs best work.
originalgreaserbob
Not good enough.
I remember watching this presser live and howling with laughter. I'm so glad we've meme-ified it.
But to get back on topic: Neal Maupay is a loathsome rat.
He was big enough then
spectateur
Player Valuation: £30m
It was moved here by moderator.
I originally put it on the Everton thread.
