2024/25 Neal Maupay

[Bedfordblue]

The irony in his post of course is ‘Andy’ had to crawl 5 lengths of a football field through a pipe full of cack and urine prior to that scene, which is what I would rather do than watch him play for Everton again.

 

[Toffeeslam]

The irony in his post of course is ‘Andy’ had to crawl 5 lengths of a football field through a pipe full of cack and urine prior to that scene, which is what I would rather do than watch him play for Everton again.

I’d turn around and climb back through that pipe and get back into the cell if it means he never plays for Everton again

 

[Damo_1878]

Only if we build a catapult on the roof of the south stand at BMD and Maupay is launched into the Mersey with his concrete shoes

It's rare to see a player leave the club so universally disliked

 

[Toffeeslam]

It's rare to see a player leave the club so universally disliked

Rare to see a player who’s that much of a C.U next Tuesday

 

[Damo_1878]

Rare to see a player who’s that much of a C.U next Tuesday

I agree. I've never liked him

 

[Groucho]

How are we gonna replace the goals him and Tim Howard scored?

 

[Damo_1878]

How are gonna replace the goals him and Tim Howard scored?

One every other season?

 

[Dixieslaces]

How are gonna replace the goals him and Tim Howard scored?

 

[The binman chronicles]

What he doesn't realise is Everton is Andy and the sewage pipe is Maupay.

 

[goldfinchmule]

How are gonna replace the goals him and Tim Howard scored?

Dom will give it a go.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Can’t wait til his name is banished from the forum. Til then, have your laugh (poor language removed)

 

[Timbucktoo]

Great work offloading this clown, and getting a few quid in at the same time.

 

[Abertonian]

Rare to see a player who’s that much of a C.U next Tuesday

A C U Next Tuesday is a useful thing. Maupay is not.

 

[GlosBlue]

What he doesn't realise is Everton is Andy and the sewage pipe is Maupay.

Maupay is the sewage.

 

[windymiller]

Dunno why anyone's even vaguely arsed about Maupay's social media content. If he signs for Marseille it'll be cause for great celebration and then I suspect we will never think of him again. He's entirely inconsequential to the past or future of this club. A total non-entity.