Confirmed Signing Neal Maupay

[RomanReigns]

Announced

but our announce videos are so boring

 

[matty1878]

score 50 goals or your crap

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Official.

Not eligible for tomorrow unfortunately.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

You had one job.

 

[jimmythenut]

Actually happy with this signing tbh, he is a snide.

Tosuns replacement

 

[Drico]

Actually happy with this signing tbh, he is a snide.

These "reveal" videos are ludicrous.

Only a matter of time now before they have a player knocking one out for the camera with lots of partial close ups of the face in an advanced state of ecstatic sexual strain.

 

[Librarian]

Has anyone done the ‘more pay’ gag yet?

 

[steven]

Pretty poor it wasn’t sorted in time for tomorrow. Zero attacking options off the bench with Dele gone as well.

Four games without a striker. Hope we can grind some points out tomorrow.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Ineligible for tomorrow but I doubt he would've played anyway. Big Salomons swansong

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Anti this signing but now he is here.... Best of luck and hopefully he's do really well and someone willl think of a decent original song for him

 

[GoldenToffee]

What a signing!

 

[Kantareller]

Welcome, hope you help us win the treble

 

[Groucho]

Bit of snide, always welcome.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Brighton playing a blinder there, probably claiming the fax machine was out of toner until 12:01pm.

Or more likely we tried to post the reg. forms (2nd class) and they got held up by the strike action.

Welcome young goal-getter.

 

[Tony1985]

Decent signing this, big fan of his snide, occupying defenders and giving the opposition something to think about is what we severely lack.