Naughty stuff on work time.

[goldfinchmule]

Had six month working for Doncaster fly tipping team, lovely summer morning so drove to Bridlington and had fish &chips and an ice cream. Trackers were fitted to wagons not long after that.

 

[Bryan+]

There was rumours going around my work a senior manager was either doing this or had a side piece because someone seen him going into a public toilet with some bird one day. The bloke was universally disliked so I reckon someone made it up to spite him.

Disband The Met.

 

[Daytripper]

Had a little bit of sexy time with a manager. She was pretty, underneath the beauty was an extreme narcissist who I wish I had never got involved with .

One of those silent puff of smoke farts whilst taking the minutes for a meeting resulting in a couple of people borking.

 

[Littlesue]

I really can't say

 

[coollino]

Used to go to work at Asda Bakery at 6am on a Saturday after a night on the love hearts, but nothing came of it other than 10/10 customer service

 

[Groucho]

had sex with my co-worker (female) on shift because we were bored.

*disclaimer
I was temporarily separated from my partner at this time

 

[tommye]

Sex, drugs, alcohol, theft, fights and more.

Work can be fun some days.

 

[COYBL25]

Sex, drugs, alcohol, theft, fights and more.

Work can be fun some days.

Same with my old place.

The bosses were as bad as the staff.

Doesn`t go on anymore, everyone is too scared of their own shadows to get up to anything nowadays.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Prior to mobile phones and CCTV, you could get away with murder.

Night shifts were the best, one guy ( non-drinker) would clock us all in at 10.00pm.

5 of us would then head to local boozer, getting back into work around 11.30pm.

This went on for ages.

 

[Daytripper]

I really can't say

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Due to my flirtatious nature, I had one opportunity in the bakery dpt restroom with a mid 20's hottie cashier and I was like a 17 year old grocery bagger but I chickened out, which I'm pretty sure she was counting on. If we weren't on the clock at the time her offer would have backfired (he tells himself) but I think she just wanted to shut me up 'cause I'm sure opportunities didn't come to her at a snails' pace. That and it was her idea, which is as rare as hen's teeth with women, for fear of being labeled.

 

[notrevE5]

.

I really can't say

ahh go on Sue, you are safe in here, reveal those sordid secrets

 

[jaspercabbage]

Sex, drugs, alcohol, theft, fights and more.

Work can be fun some days.

Lord knows how you got that job as a school caretaker.

 

[Rita_Poon]

@Rita_Poon

Sir Mark Rowley says sub-standard senior officers should resign

An "exit route" is being offered for senior staff in the Met Police through voluntary exit payments.

www.bbc.co.uk

His predecessor actively encouraged the problems* his organisation is infamous for. She realised she couldn't fight the tide. He's pishing in the wind this one. Being paid top money for this drivel.

 

[Tommy Chong]

What's the worst thing you've done on works time?

Does it beat this fella?

Former Met police officer accused of using sex workers while on duty

Exclusive: Imran Patel, who resigned last year after reports about his conduct, is being investigated by the IOPC

www.theguardian.com

Working from home during, and after COVID, I used to get up to all kinds of shenanigans during work time.
*Camera off during Microsoft Team meetings. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

What the boss can see...