2025/26 Nathan Patterson

Bluebonic · 2025-12-31T10:12:51+0000

He played like I would if picked to play for Everton.

1) Started off crapping himself thinking “what am I doing here”, then…
2) started running around like a loon because he realised he couldn't get out of playing, then…
3) Started blowing out of his hoop because he has been midnight-snacking on beyond sell by date Xmas puds.

So all in all, a performance I could very much relate to, well done!

davek · 2025-12-31T10:15:05+0000

laudo9 said:
Patto sends his love!
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Held never waste a pie by throwing it any other place than down his neck.

Paul Rideout · 2025-12-31T10:24:17+0000

linnane666 said:
Thought he did alright..Team had some balance

This is it. Not so much that he is the solution, but the structure of the team was better with a proper fullback.

It’s horrifically obvious that if we can only buy a player to cover one position in January then it has to be a right back. Then we can send him to somewhere where you don’t have to defend at rb.

laudo9 · 2025-12-31T10:28:48+0000

davek said:
Held never waste a pie by throwing it any other place than down his neck.

Like a new signing, better get ready to scoff down more of that humble pie over the next few months/years?

BigBeto1 · 2025-12-31T10:29:33+0000

That being said, he has no future at the club. Hopefully we can recoup some money on him

davek · 2025-12-31T10:36:28+0000

Bluebonic said:
He played like I would if picked to play for Everton.

1) Started off crapping himself thinking “what am I doing here”, then…
2) started running around like a loon because he realised he couldn't get out of playing, then…
3) Started blowing out of his hoop because he has been midnight-snacking on beyond sell by date Xmas puds.

So all in all, a performance I could very much relate to, well done!

The difference being that you wouldn't be fraudulently taking £50k per week out of the club.

Marius57 · 2025-12-31T10:37:28+0000

davek said:
The difference being that you wouldn't be fraudulently taking £50k per week out of the club.

He is supposedly on around £28k a week. One of our lower earners.

Or is this like the James salary which goes up every time someone posts it to try and make their point stick?

Bluebonic · 2025-12-31T10:40:34+0000

davek said:
The difference being that you wouldn't be fraudulently taking £50k per week out of the club.

I would if they’d let me Dave?

davek · 2025-12-31T10:40:41+0000

Marius57 said:
He is supposedly on around £28k a week. One of our lower earners.

Or is this like the James salary which goes up every time someone posts it to try and make their point stick?

If he was on 28 pence it'd be too much.

NathDogg · 2025-12-31T11:32:39+0000

Patto doesn’t really put a foot wrong, keeps a tricky winger fairly quiet, supported the attacks well, especially for the first goal, providing balance to the side, and the haters still out in force talking mince, because he didn’t do anything really wrong.

Keep boiling the piss patto, the biased hatred for an Everton player sickens me tbh.

HalfTimeSayers · 2025-12-31T11:35:21+0000

No future here, and a change of scenery might do him a lot of good. But stranger things have happened than Patto now staying fit and forging a half decent career. Who would have seen a bullet-proof Calvert-Lewin being the PL’s hottest striker.

Forest do have some vaguely threatening wingers, and they did try 3 different ones against him, so he did ok given his complete lack of match fitness. Suspect we will see him a few more times, assuming he didn’t cramp up on the bus home and require an amputation.

jazzy · 2025-12-31T11:37:52+0000

NathDogg said:
Patto doesn’t really put a foot wrong, keeps a tricky winger fairly quiet, supported the attacks well, especially for the first goal, providing balance to the side, and the haters still out in force talking mince, because he didn’t do anything really wrong.

Keep boiling the piss patto, the biased hatred for an Everton player sickens me tbh.

Come on Nath he fell on his arse twice in the first 15 minutes. Clearly he was rusty and allowances should be made for lack of match practice but difficult to pretend that he had a great game

NathDogg · 2025-12-31T11:40:37+0000

jazzy said:
Come on Nath he fell on his arse twice in the first 15 minutes. Clearly he was rusty and allowances should be made for lack of match practice but difficult to pretend that he had a great game

Never said he had a great game, also was no where near as bad as some are making out, as usual.

He’s part of a big away win, not really putting a foot wrong (or no worse than any others in blue on the night) and is still getting slammed, it’s tiresome.