Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £40m
He played like I would if picked to play for Everton.
1) Started off crapping himself thinking “what am I doing here”, then…
2) started running around like a loon because he realised he couldn't get out of playing, then…
3) Started blowing out of his hoop because he has been midnight-snacking on beyond sell by date Xmas puds.
So all in all, a performance I could very much relate to, well done!
1) Started off crapping himself thinking “what am I doing here”, then…
2) started running around like a loon because he realised he couldn't get out of playing, then…
3) Started blowing out of his hoop because he has been midnight-snacking on beyond sell by date Xmas puds.
So all in all, a performance I could very much relate to, well done!
