Pack your bags Nathan you’re going to the World Cup
Does he get free tickets to watch Scotland?
Does he get free tickets to watch Scotland?
No Patto, no party.
…..I’d imagine he just counts himself very fortunate to have been given a lengthy PL contract in this era of huge income. He’s not alone in being a very lucky young man.
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £20m
He's trying to get on ITV's commentary team.
Hope he goes to the World Cup and has a great flash in the pan tournament and we get a fee for him.
Marcus Kendall
Player Valuation: £15m
He's not diverse enough
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
He should be made to hand that money back he's stolen, and it should go to the Everton in the Community team to hand it out to people who need the cash.
He's probably sitting on his arse in Scotland eating fried Mars Bars and gambling on the internet. The useless get.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
Paul Merson after a brain injury would be a better commentator than Lee Dixon so Nathan definitely has a chance.
Marcus Kendall
Player Valuation: £15m
Controversial opinion this, the Dixon family may disagree
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
He's a Glaswegian freemason who cant lift an arm up to guzzle a bottle of Bucky without injuring himself.He's not diverse enough
I'd say that makes him pretty niche.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
I bet they wouldn’t, I bet they cannot wait for him to leave the house. I’d much rather listen to Nathan Patterson on commentary duty
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