Names for...

[Stoic Ape]

Following Sharpys top lip‎s thread on what feels better i noticed alot of good shouts on words to describe having a **** or needing a ****. Lets hear em then

ill start with I need to lay a cable. obvious 1 but i wanna catalogue them

 

[spikeman]

Pooping:

Taking a sh*t
Pinching a loaf (my personal favorite)
Dropping a deuce
Hitting the can (?)
Taking a dump

Theres plenty more but I can't think right now.

 

[Stoic Ape]

keep em comin lid lol

pebble dashing the pan

 

[zed]

dropping the kids off at the pool

 

[Blue 1]

Strangling a carrot.
Throttling a Mars Bar.

 

[Summerskin]

dropping the kids off at the pool

"I just had a brown baby boy!"

 

[Phenom]

Just laid a brown onion

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just laid a log.

 

[chicoazul]

Letting my arse rat out for a stretch.

 

[heatmeiser]

Drop yer back.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Churn a mix.
Curl a yard.
A Sprise.
A Bis (Leigh word).
Park your Breakfast.

 

[pornpimol]

Birkenhead

 

[heatmeiser]

Anal puking.

Squirting dirt.

Punching a grumpy (girls)

Growing a tail

Going for a dirty birth

 

[Elong]

Someone on here described one as a sleeping otter. That wins.

 

[blue61]

Not very pc but 'strangling a d*rky'