My wifes......

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Bloody hell, chico, isn't she Scottish, if I remember rightly? You're a braver man than me. Mine would spend the next ten years slicing little pieces off me if I asked her that (even after two bottles of red wine). Presbyterian upbringing and all that...
 

Sounds similar to mine mate. As stated before, she would have no hesitation in detaching my teste sachel from my body if she caught me up to [Poor language removed].

Bit special the jock birds arent they?

She's got great tits though.
 

Sun? You must have been lucky. Im usually back in the winter and her folks dont like smoking in the house. Cue -20 temperatures on the doorstep.

Good people up there though, made to feel at home. She doesnt use those slang words does she? And I bet she suffers from acute paranoia about the fair people of Inglaterra...
 
She doesnt use those slang words does she? And I bet she suffers from acute paranoia about the fair people of Inglaterra...
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Yes, and oh yes. And of course the rednosed one is a semi-god because of his days at Aberdeen. We watch England matches with me in a state of resignation at the usual crapness and her actively rooting for Outer Mongolia or whoever.
 
Same here. Although I must confess (strike me down oh lord) that I do like the tartan army. Although slightly ted-like and meffy, I root for them with a can of Irn Bru in my hand.

Haggis is forbidden. I heard it turns your hair carrot like.
 

anyone, man or woman who allows a close up picture of there bum to be taken is therefore allowing some 'element of advertising'.

as for your pic dylan, good looking woman who has kept her figure well after two babas. nice :)
 

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