My drunken Everton song which I just made

[royal_blue]

I made this up in 5 minutes but I hope it provides a laugh

I think it's better than all together now

[video=youtube;66LmcoxJA8g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66LmcoxJA8g[/video]

Lyrics:

Everton are the greatest club in the World.

Everton are the greatest team in the World.

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum. Everton are the greatest team in the wo-orld.

We are, first team in Liverpool

We were, first team to play at Anfield.

We gave it up, for Liverpool (who would not exist)

If it was not for Everton

dixie dean and ted segar
alan ball and bob lathcford
tommy lawton and alex young
mick lyons and neville southall

Everton, are the Greatest, team in the World

Toffeemen

howard kendall a legend
joe royle too many to mention

Everton are the greatest team

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Everton are the Greatest Team in the World

Everton

founder members of the football league
founder members of the premier league
first team to employ a manager
first team to use football nets
first team to go on an overseas tour
first team to have 100 years
in the top flight

Everton

are the Greatest

team in the world

Goodison Park

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

Everton

are the Greatest

 

[padefc]

take a bow son repped

 

[chicoazul]

 

[spikeman]

Lovely voice you've got there, lad. Hahahaha I loved it mate.

 

[heatmeiser]

Welcome back ToffeeTunes mate.

 

[padefc]

looks like he picked the wrong week

 

[Jib in lad]

Love it .

 

[heatmeiser]

Please can you sing a song about me?

I like rum and sandwiches and smelling girls hair and sitting in beer gardens and poker and sometimes i look at websites with ladyboys on them but I don't find them attractive it's just intriguing.

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Please can you sing a song about me?

I like rum and sandwiches and smelling girls hair and sitting in beer gardens and poker and sometimes i look at websites with ladyboys on them but I don't find them attractive it's just intriguing.

On the Xylophone, next to an airport?

 

[royal_blue]

Please can you sing a song about me?

I like rum and sandwiches and smelling girls hair and sitting in beer gardens and poker and sometimes i look at websites with ladyboys on them but I don't find them attractive it's just intriguing.

Your lyrics and predicament inspired me, plus I'm drunk and bored, so I created a song for you.

[video=youtube;3-Xhn3t1yeE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Xhn3t1yeE[/video]

edit: i've deleted it now. it was too good for anyone's ears mate

 

[padefc]

the new sea sick steve aka royal blue

 

[Jib in lad]

Its like early Hawkwind .

 

[heatmeiser]

Your lyrics and predicament inspired me, plus I'm drunk and bored, so I created a song for you.

[video=youtube;3-Xhn3t1yeE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Xhn3t1yeE[/video]

edit: i've deleted it now. it was too good for anyone's ears mate

Luckily I heard it before you deleted it. It was a possibly the 4th best song I've heard about me.

Means a lot.

 

[ToffeeMark]

Beautiful.

 

[BlackToffee]

I'd send that to coldplay