My day

[McBain]

purple head custard chucker?

Mate if its its purple and chucking custard, its a stiffy away from dropping off.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Does as Mick says, walk up to her, whip out your bigma and tell her this can be yours. That should do the trick.b)

 

[micknick]

I bet thats how you got your wife Robert you dirty dog- brought out the big man!

 

[Welton Toffee]

Just to confirm a few things....

1, I am not American (as you well know you cheeky [Poor language removed]!). I was born in and have lived in Lincoln (well, Welton) all my life.

2, There will be no dongs involved when I ask her out.

3, I won't be seeing her til Monday so that WILL be 'the day'. No bottling it this time.

4, Mick, that is possibly the worst chat up line ever. Although it's still marginally better than chico's advice

 

[micknick]

Still think you should bring out the big man- she will respect you for showing her whos boss. Bham- how do you like those apples!!!!

 

[chicoazul]

Just rat her.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Mick, she told me she could see the bulge in my trousers and decided she wanted to see it and have it!!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Robert, are you Terry Wogan? You are, aren't you?

 

[micknick]

Mick, she told me she could see the bulge in my trousers and decided she wanted to see it and have it!!

HAHA Good work! Bringing out the big gun.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Which is which?

 

[micknick]

Where did you get that picture from- is it from a thread?

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Aw come on Bruce!! Fancy remembering that and digging it up!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Where did you get that picture from- is it from a thread?

Do a search for members photos and everyone has contributed

 

[micknick]

Cant get it mate

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It was you that started it

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/showthread.php?t=981