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[mrs the esk]

Pipe down you bad sexist tits.

Erm ?????

 

[chicoazul]

Oh wow. It's an ambush and I didn't see it coming.

 

[Elong]

In the valley of the blind the one-eyed man is king x

Is this a metaphor?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Over the top fellas. Rifles ready.

 

[mrs the esk]

Is this a metephor?

*metaphor

 

[chicoazul]

Look at all you tough macho alpha males ripping women because you're so superior.

You gang of lil impotent bishes.

 

[BlueLlama]

Is this a metaphor?

You're confusing this with the one eyed trouser snake lad

 

[tonyhorne]

I had an account on mumsnet a while back, they banned me quite quickly when I asked for advice as to what to do after finding my husband trying to put a marrow up his arse.

Typical. The first chance they get to provide useful advice and they let us all down. Personally, even though you tend not to eat the skin, I would grow another marrow.........

 

[mrs the esk]

Calling @RAFUH @LinekersLegs for immediate assistance

 

[big bobs beard]

Funniest thread in ages!! Wish I had got there before the deleted posts . Bridge dwellers!!!

 

[Elong]

*metaphor

I typed "metaphor", why did you edit my post to belittle me so

 

[LostLegend]

Where's @the sniderman when you need him?

 

[mrs the esk]

I typed "metaphor", why did you edit my post to belittle me so

tut tut, you edited your post from metephor to metaphor. x

 

[Elong]

tut tut, you edited your post from metephor to metaphor. x

@the esk Mods???

 

[Allezfan]

Look at all you tough macho alpha males ripping women because you're so superior.

You gang of lil impotent bishes.

What does it mean when a woman is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.