MULLET BANNED IN IRAN!

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In continuing with its tyranny the Iranian government has now banned the mullet hair cut. This is in direct opposition to human hair cut rights. The Israeli government is planning a lightning raid on Iranian hair dressers, substituting Iranian hair dressers with Israeli disguised in burqas.
 


Banning the mullet is a crime against humanity. Who else will we ridicule?

What's next? A ban on Double denim?
 
Damn it Iran, I can't totally hate you when you pull off a genius move like this. :(
 

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