Muggin's Bunker - preparing for life after Armageddon!

[Matt Damon]

Muggins has been digging a bunker for the past year. He's now finished.


Put your name down for a spot down in Muggin's Bunker. Save yourself for life after Armageddon!!!!

Also indicate reason why youre there and why you should be saved!


Example:

Name:
MATT DAMON

REASON:
I need to be there for the aftermath of financial Armageddon. Someone needs to make the tea.

Also someone needs to be here to make comparisons of Everton's finances with Aston Villa.

I also don't mind pineapple on pizza. Save me please Muggins.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I am Frank Drebin and i would be an excellent addition for moral boosting in dark times. I also have a monopoly board with almost all the pieces although i do have to insist on claiming the top hat. How big is this shelter and what is the ratio between males and females? This needs to be analysed if we are to recreate society. In the meantime to cement my place i will point out that although im not gay, i could be in an emergency.

 

[TX Bill]

I'm TX Bill and I'll have guns. Lots and lots of guns.

Oh, and knives too. Sharp pointy knives that could shave a gnat.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I'm TX Bill and I'll have guns. Lots and lots of guns.

Oh, and knives too. Sharp pointy knives that could shave a gnat.

I guess we'll have to include some gnats in our bunker crew too then.

 

[McBain]

MCBAIN

Squash over you fat gets.

 

[chicoazul]

Azul

Oh look everyone, I've got a bottle of poppers in my pocket.

 

[neonleon]

Azul

Oh look everyone, I've got a bottle of poppers in my pocket.

Great. Got to hunker in a bunker for 20 years eating corn beef and spaghetti hoops whilst the radiation clears, all the time Chico's got the 'room odoriser' on the go and everyone's head is banging ten to the dozen.

Still I hear it chills out the homeless.

Or it relaxes bums. One or the other.

 

[trigger the blue]

Trigger
ive got loads of sawdust!

 

[spikeman]

NAME: spikeman

REASON: I am spikeman

 

[neonleon]

Hi Muggs.

This is Neon. Of the Leon, Neon.

I want in on the bunker thing, though I think half of the chumps above could be swerved. I'd be useless for most practical things - detoxifying food, decontaminating water supplies, checking readings on the geiger counter, watching for dangerous subterranean build ups of methane (which Id be largely responsible for), foraging for supplies in a dangerous zombie ridden landscape of mad max types.

However once survival is assured, I'd like to think I'd pitch in with any emerging culture that our little group forms. Poetry, perhaps some am dram (a post nuclear version of Death of a Salesman perhaps?), life drawing classes - that sort of thing.

I figured in a dramatic twist of dark irony we could spend the long hours of our post digital (non computer) back to stone tools kitchen sink reality by reenacting humourous scenes from the movie downfall in the muggins bunker.

 

[Frank Drebin]

With the so far lack of females armageddon is looking like a pleasant option. Although sniffing poppers at gunpoint on a bed of sawdust would be nice too.

 

[Raymondo077]

Can i bring my bagpipes?

 

[Frank Drebin]

Neonleon gets my vote, our new society will definitely require am dram to raise our cultural spirits after inevitably tiring of the biscuit game. I will also be responsible for the assessment of our mental health and chico's popper based substance abuse problem.

 

[Alio]

Name: Alio

See you in the bunker

 

[Muggins]

Name: Alio

See you in the bunker

You're in mate.