Early reports of shifty looking guy in beret with onions around his neck and munching garlic clove, seen squinting through Estate agents windows in Formby
It could just be a coincidence, but my mates ma was selling the big issue outside the funeral directors next door to the estate agents earlier, she swears she seen a German fella, rucksack,sandals the lot, goose stepping out the estate agents, and he bumped into a fella in a beret. The fella in the beret immediately reached into his arse pocket, and pulled out a white flag, which he started waving furiously.
The German then walked off shouting "are you with me Landon" into his mobile phone, while the French fella hopped onto his push bike, asked for directions to West Derby, and cycled off into the distance whistling z cars, and leaving behind him a faint whiff of garlic,cheese and bo.
She's quite partial to the old recreational drugs but a bigger blue you couldn't meet, apart from Bill obviously, and she has an encyclopedic knowledge of the game, as she used to sell the big issue outside the tv shop, and watched ssn for 14 hours a day for 10 years before being moved on for repeatedly soiling herself on transfer deadline day.... damn you Jim White.
I am more certain than ever....its on.