Moyes Potential Replacement

[Shibbywiggles]

Anyway, a quick summary of what I think happened/will happen:

- Bill was charmed (as is 80% on GOT-forums right now) by Pereira, and invited him this year to Goodison. Pereira wants a job in England so he can follow AVB and Mourinho, who did the same thing. Pereira is our number 1 target.

- Martinez is also on Bill's list, but only as a number 2 target.

- Bill interviewed both, and also Neville, Stubbs and Weir. Last 3 names only to know what they'd do in the future, leave with DM or stay with a new boss.

- Pereira asked time to think our offer over, and got until Monday. Martinez has been told to wait for VP's decision, and -strangely- does so.

---> If Pereira says yes, we sign him up. If he says no, we sign Martinez up.

Me too mate, exactly what I think is going on.

 

[blue_aussie05]

Just out of interest, do we reckon Vitor boasts a big sausage? I mean, if you were a woman who somehow managed to get him into the sack and pulled his undies down, wouldn't you be disappointed he only had a small one?

 

[Baines' left foot]

He would need a boss song though.. Proper boss one...

He would need a boss song though.. Proper boss one...

Vitor Pereira, Vitor Pereira!

La laa la laaa laaa, laa laa la laaa laaaa.

To the tune of this:

[video=youtube;rmTJ0bUG8mo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmTJ0bUG8mo[/video]

It's better to have loved and lost than to... blahh blah splurge

Come on Bill sign Vitor up!

Good point. At least I know what love feels like now.

Make it so, Bill.

 

[banno]

Just out of interest, do we reckon Vitor boasts a big sausage? I mean, if you were a woman who somehow managed to get him into the sack and pulled his undies down, wouldn't you be disappointed he only had a small one?

Oh Dear the pervs are out early tonight.

 

[Kinsale Toffee]

Just out of interest, do we reckon Vitor boasts a big sausage? I mean, if you were a woman who somehow managed to get him into the sack and pulled his undies down, wouldn't you be disappointed he only had a small one?

Hung like a donkey, did you see the photo of him in the harness?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Hung like a donkey, did you see the photo of him in the harness?

Did I miss the S&M section of this thread?

 

[blue_aussie05]

Hung like a donkey, did you see the photo of him in the harness?

So do we think he only likes passionate vigorous sex?

 

[Bullet_Rain]

Actually impressed in his English vocabulary: [video=youtube;79TqLVLSR6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79TqLVLSR6k[/video]

 

[LTblue]

Just out of interest, do we reckon Vitor boasts a big sausage? I mean, if you were a woman who somehow managed to get him into the sack and pulled his undies down, wouldn't you be disappointed he only had a small one?

I think yes, I also think the poster who says he dips his ball bag in Brut 45 is probably reasonably accurate.

 

[evertony]

He would need a boss song though.. Proper boss one...

To the Copa Cabana toooon:

Vitor,
Vitor Pereiraaaaaa,
From Porto to L4 he came and made us score,
Like neverrrrr before,
Because he's Vitor, Vitor Pereiraaaaaaaaaa

 

[Marky Andrews]

Just out of interest, do we reckon Vitor boasts a big sausage? I mean, if you were a woman who somehow managed to get him into the sack and pulled his undies down, wouldn't you be disappointed he only had a small one?

O Lord lads come on haha

 

[evertony]

Anyway, a quick summary of what I think happened/will happen:

- Bill was charmed (as is 80% on GOT-forums right now) by Pereira, and invited him this year to Goodison. Pereira wants a job in England so he can follow AVB and Mourinho, who did the same thing. Pereira is our number 1 target.

- Martinez is also on Bill's list, but only as a number 2 target.

- Bill interviewed both, and also Neville, Stubbs and Weir. Last 3 names only to know what they'd do in the future, leave with DM or stay with a new boss.

- Pereira asked time to think our offer over, and got until Monday. Martinez has been told to wait for VP's decision, and -strangely- does so.

---> If Pereira says yes, we sign him up. If he says no, we sign Martinez up.

That, young man, is entirely plausible......by Jove, IT's BLOODY ON,!

 

[deandixie]

Sign him up Bill, lad has got style.

 

[Tony Hibbert's 3rd leg]

I think the club would sell enough Pereira bands and tight fit shirts to have a hefty war chest of a transfer budget. Maybe even some Pereira hair products thrown in too.

 

[noharmdone]

I think the club would sell enough Pereira bands and tight fit shirts to have a hefty war chest of a transfer budget. Maybe even some Pereira hair products thrown in too.

We don't do young kids or women's shirts mate..