Moyes' Contract

[GrandOldTeam]

Since transfer speculation has gone quiet, no doubt on the brink of another random big name 'linkage', throw all your wild suggestions in here as to why he hasn't signed it yet.

I'll start with a few over the top possible reactions, all of which have probably been suggested on BlueKipper;

He's waiting to see if a dodgy Russian takes over
He's waiting until the promised money is actually spent
He's holding out for more money
He's off on his jollys in Inverness
Its all Wyness/Kenwrights fault, endless reasons why...
He's leaving for Chelsea/Inter Milan/Man City....

 

[MoyesBlueWhiteArmy]

He is waiting for the contract to be drawn up and all the legalities that go with it or is that too simple?

 

[davek]

The real reason is more prosaic. The club can't afford a pen.

 

[coyney]

The real reason is more prosaic. The club can't afford a pen.

Now that sounds more like the Everton way

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I heard that Riquelme is being lined up as the new player manager. In true Roy of the Rovers style he'll lead us to the double, before losing a leg in a helicopter accident.

 

[coyney]

I heard that Riquelme is being lined up as the new player manager. In true Roy of the Rovers style he'll lead us to the double, before losing a leg in a helicopter accident.

Bet its a kopites helicopter