Most you've ever disappointed your partner

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Lads, I once got so drunk at a house party I passed out and shat my pants. When I woke up, it was really dark and I looked for a washing machine, so I fumbled around, opened something, put my shat pants in and switched it on. Woke up in the morning to find my friend sitting at the kitchen table eating a chocolate cake. Turns out, I put me pants in the oven and baked my own poo lads! My friend was eating my poocake and he didn't even notice!!!!!!

You can rest assured that everything I told you is true, no need to look into it any further.
 
Lads, I once got so drunk at a house party I passed out and shat my pants. When I woke up, it was really dark and I looked for a washing machine, so I fumbled around, opened something, put my shat pants in and switched it on. Woke up in the morning to find my friend sitting at the kitchen table eating a chocolate cake. Turns out, I put me pants in the oven and baked my own poo lads! My friend was eating my poocake and he didn't even notice!!!!!!

You can rest assured that everything I told you is true, no need to look into it any further.
I like Toby better
 
Lads, I once got so drunk at a house party I passed out and shat my pants. When I woke up, it was really dark and I looked for a washing machine, so I fumbled around, opened something, put my shat pants in and switched it on. Woke up in the morning to find my friend sitting at the kitchen table eating a chocolate cake. Turns out, I put me pants in the oven and baked my own poo lads! My friend was eating my poocake and he didn't even notice!!!!!!

You can rest assured that everything I told you is true, no need to look into it any further.

Poocake ffs lol
 
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