Most you've ever disappointed your partner

[DualityNSNO]

Aw, you guyyyyyyyyys

 

[Moomin]

Next thing, we'll find out some people are posting things in the transfer thread that are pure imagination.

What monster would do a thing like that???

 

[ijjysmith]

After yesterday's antics I'm finding it very hard to trust anyone on here.

Except @Woolly Blue and @Mikey_Fitzgerald obviously.

 

[Sapie88]

@caught

 

[Charlie Sweet]

You're reading into it far too much.

I was in a coma from my 18th birthday until I was 21

That'll be the Moyes years for ya

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

After yesterday's antics I'm finding it very hard to trust anyone on here.

Except @Woolly Blue and @Mikey_Fitzgerald obviously.

Love you too dear

 

[admirschleck]

OH WOOOW.

To be fair he was really nice to me, even PMed me couple of times about my depression thread posts and even opened up about his life, but I definitely did not expect this. I don't know how to feel now so I'm going to wow again. Wow.

 

[hallamblue]

That'll be the Moyes years for ya

When Walter Smith was in charge, over 30,000 people went into a coma every week!!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Ace thread. Robertor the massive whopper outed by the vaultmeister @caught

Splendid work

 

[coollino]

We need a thread where people have to declare who they are.


Under oath.

 

[Pootsy]

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014


Aug 12 2014


Jan 3 2015



and



Sep 9 2015 – four months later



and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014


May 18 2015



There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

Don't be so hard on the Time Traveller!
FFS Its Christmas Man!

 

[Sapie88]

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014


Aug 12 2014


Jan 3 2015



and



Sep 9 2015 – four months later



and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014


May 18 2015



There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

I've read this about 20 times now. Incredible vaulting.

 

[Sapie88]

We need a thread where people have to declare who they are.


Under oath.

Hello I'm sapie, I'm 27 and I like womens feet.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014


Aug 12 2014


Jan 3 2015



and



Sep 9 2015 – four months later



and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014


May 18 2015



There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

Get out of my dreams and into my car

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

We need a thread where people have to declare who they are.


Under oath.

Hi I'm Chicoazul - I'm 38 and currently live in a psychiatric ward somewhere near Guatemala city. The nice man in the white coat lets me use the internet twice a day.

"Please stop the voices in my head"