Calvin Aldi
Player Valuation: £950k
What is he actually supposed to be good at?. He was gash at Man Utd as well.
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rochdaleblue
Player Valuation: £50m
He was excellent at saints but flopped at United. Like siguardsson was excellent at Swansea but flopped at spurs. I think that tells you everything about the pair’s mentality.
wba83
Player Valuation: £8m
Tell what he's good at mate putting my blood pressure and hate level for him through the roof the useless shitbag
Big Sams Little Pecker
Player Valuation: £1m
Got it from a good source that he's carrying an illness that may go some way to explaining his performances.
Apparently it's chronic cowardice.
Doesn't affect fitness and no physical symptoms so our medical staff haven't picked up on it for 3 years.
Apparently it's chronic cowardice.
Doesn't affect fitness and no physical symptoms so our medical staff haven't picked up on it for 3 years.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Couldn’t have put it better myself!
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Usually identified by a yellow streak down the back.
He’s not really very good at anything. I don’t hate him and think much of the criticism that comes his way is over the top and easy scapegoating, but he is a very ordinary footballer. Basically he’s quite good at just keeping things ticking over in midfield. Couple of tackles, some simple passes, that’s about all he’s got in his locker.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
He looks physically and mentally done. That plus him being a huge coward means he is the worst player we have.
Big Sams Little Pecker
Player Valuation: £1m
Not being OTT here but from what I've witnessed the last few years, he absolutely cannot do any of that.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
At Saints he could get around the pitch and was decent on the ball. He was a failure at United and since he's been with us I think he's totally devoid of desire, physically lacking, totally lacking guts and thinks he's too good for us when he's utter crap.
He really can. He’s not very good but the idea that he’s the worst player on the pitch every time he plays is just a bit silly. You don’t get 20 odd France caps and picked by all the managers he has if you’re useless.
B17BLG
Player Valuation: £20m
I've never known a player be so absent in games.
The position he plays in was made popular by the likes on Makalele, Kante and to an extent, Gana. But he just let's the game pass home by with zero energy.
Gareth Barry had more energy than this guy in his final season!!
The position he plays in was made popular by the likes on Makalele, Kante and to an extent, Gana. But he just let's the game pass home by with zero energy.
Gareth Barry had more energy than this guy in his final season!!
Big Sams Little Pecker
Player Valuation: £1m
He MAY have done it in the past. Certainly not for us at any point.
The fact that he's not played for France in 4 years (despite being in his prime years, 26-30) speaks volumes about his recent performances versus those in the past.
CielosGrises
Player Valuation: £25m
Barry was 1000 times the player this guy is. He keeps things ticking over but contributes little outstanding to defence or attack. He kind of gets away with it being in the middle - no one expects him to attack and the defence get the blame when he doesn't screen. Perfectly decent on the ball but adds little.
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