Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Tommy Chong]

Huzzah!!!! Welcome Moise mate.

 

[LostLegend]

Maths wasn't his strongest subject at school I guess

Being fair, it is 1 word in Italian

 

[blulouie]

can't wait for the fume when fans realize he's not gonna start vs Palace

Bench
Comes on 20 mins to go...scores winner.

 

[fandjango]

Hows the fume over at the at the red shed ?
Trashing him yet ?

 

[f.t.r.s]

Think what I like most from his highlights, he doesn't look like a lukaku who only beasted teams due to developing early,
The lad clearly is technically gifted

 

[MikeH72]

Crying, PED has been telling everyone it’s Moyes Ken.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Fabulous. Welcome back to Everton Moyes... oh no, not that one. Welcome Moise, hope it pans out for our sakes and yours. Don't mind the booing, its affectionate really...

 

[Hangleton]

Huzzah!!!! Welcome Moise mate.

Moeezza jolly good fellow.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Welcome Moise

Could be an excellent signing this

 

[bullybeef]

Welcome Moise lad.

I have a feeling us Evertonians are gonna appreciate your work.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Getting Jozy Altidore vibes......




Not

 

[Wavy D]

He's got dread hair but we don't care!
Keany Keany Moise

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Oh Keany Moise
Oh Keany Keany Moise
Oh Keany Keany Moise

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I'm over the moon with this signing. Never dared to imagine we'd be shopping for this level of players at the beginning of the window. I know lots of it is only potential, but that potential could become one of the best in the world.

 

[Golan]

How the hell have we signed this lad......and for that fee?

 

[blue4eva77]

Since he's confirmed that his name is pronounced "Moys Keen", I know I'll get slaughtered for this but what about 'Rythm is a dancer' as a song for him?




Moise Kean is a dancer
He's got skills and passion
Scoring goals from everywhere
Hoping some lyrical genius can do the next part:
(Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air)

Oh Keans a dancer
Scoring goals from everyhwere
Oh Keans a dancer
Ohh

Moise Kean is a dancer
He's got skills and passion
Scoring goals from everywhere
(Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air)

‘Kean ell