Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[TonyT65]

Any positivity is only there to draw you closer to the sting in the tail. Rather like the Angler fish lures it’s prey.
As soon as you detect any positivity, flee!

New tactic then cus first time I've seen it

 

[mkrudden]

honestly this thread needs locking until he's announced some posters are ridiculous.

Cast your memory back to Sandro mate. It was exactly the same from the same folk.

 

[Moomin]

Raoila has played us once again.

Used us as bait.

 

[MikeH72]

Cast your memory back to Sandro mate. It was exactly the same from the same folk.

Remember when Real Madrid had stolen him from us? Halcyon days.

 

[Ring master]

A number of hours ago but heck here we go lol

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Needs to get in his fast car and get down to Goodison park




Sniff it you fragile beauts it's not racist

 

[The Blue Cat]

I am Moise Kean
I am not Moise Kean.

No, I'm Moise Kean

I'm Moise Kean, and so's my wife.

 

[coollino]

I'm Moise Kean, and so's my wife.

And a lie please

 

[AmericasToffee]

I'm Moise Kean, and so's my wife.

If your wife is mois and keen, you shouldn't waste the opportunity.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Imagining Kenwright sat at the negotiating table, gutted that Moise isn’t interested in tickets to his production of Saturday Night Fever

 

[davek]

He’s a 19 year old who has played a handful of games from the bench in Serie A. Hopefully he will be a complete superstar but he could easily struggle and maybe hit single figures for us. This is not the same as Lukaku who had a grounding in the premier league. I still struggle to see goals in this team.

I said weeks ago (probably to you) that I dont think we should be signing kids to lead the line for us. Kean and Leao. I stand by that.

But if Brands and Silva have bought him then they need to answer for any extended period of time he needs to get us goals. In fact, it's why I and many others stated we need TWO strikers in this summer.

 

[Goat]

I said weeks ago (probably to you) that I dont think we should be signing kids to lead the line for us. Kean and Leao. I stand by that.

But if Brands and Silva have bought him then they need to answer for any extended period of time he needs to get us goals. In fact, it's why I and many others stated we need TWO strikers in this summer.

The effortless way you switch to demanding 2 Strikers when it becomes clear we will sign 1.

Its textbook, happiness will never reach you, cos you will constantly redefine what happiness is.

 

[davek]

The effortless way you switch to demanding 2 Strikers when it becomes clear we will sign 1.

Its textbook, happiness will never reach you, cos you will constantly redefine what happiness is.

Switch? As in 'started out with that position and stuck with it' type of switch?

 

[Goat]

Switch? As in 'started out with that position and stuck with it' type of switch?

Parody.

 

[PeregrineT]

I said weeks ago (probably to you) that I dont think we should be signing kids to lead the line for us. Kean and Leao. I stand by that.

But if Brands and Silva have bought him then they need to answer for any extended period of time he needs to get us goals. In fact, it's why I and many others stated we need TWO strikers in this summer.

Well, if that was actually true that would be a pretty sad opinion, because LITERALLY the last great striker we had was a kid when he lead the line for us. Lukaku was 9 months older than Kean is now when he first came in and scored 15 in the league, but surely you knew that?