Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[Toast]

It's Moyes Keane mate,
Named after two of our legends.

That's actually how I've been pronouncing it.
I haven't even looked up his YouTube videos as I'm convinced we won't be signing him and I don't want to get my hopes up.

 

[Nymzee]

Really glad Davie isn’t still in charge, you can see the tabloids now:

“Moyes keen on Moise Kean”

 

[marnie]

He's up for sale now according to media reports.Linked with us and Dortmund.

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

This really isn't that complicated. One player is better with the ball. I want them in when we have the ball more. We struggle to score and create against inferior teams.

Still struggling.

You want the guy who can't score to be on the ball more in a game where we don't see the ball, just because he's better on the ball?

BUT

You don't want a guy on the pitch who can actually score the 1 chance in 90 mins we might get, because you want the guy who can't score to be on the ball more in a game where we don't see the ball, just because he's better on the ball?

Sounds complicated to me mate.

 

[Bigduke1234]

He got 15 in 33 for Lyon last season

Wouldn't mind that here like

Wanted him when he left Celtic....

 

[gav1985]

Really glad Davie isn’t still in charge, you can see the tabloids now:

“Moyes keen on Moise Kean”

I reckon it would simply be "Moyes Kean"

 

[blue61]

Moise makes Moyes moist.

 

[buskwhi2]

He's up for sale now according to media reports.Linked with us and Dortmund.

Haven’t Dortmund bought a load of attacking players already this summer?

 

[LEONARD]

Anagram of his name.

Really average goals to game ratio.

 

[AmericasToffee]

Anagram of his name.

Really average goals to game ratio.

Serious? He averaged a goal every ninety minutes played.

 

[LEONARD]

Serious? He averaged a goal every ninety minutes played.

11 goals in 35 appearances for Juventus and Verona, better than Sandro, but no Dixie Dean.

 

[AmericasToffee]

11 goals in 35 appearances for Juventus and Verona, better than Sandro, but no Dixie Dean.

If you're looking at appearances over minutes, then you're ignoring valuable context.

 

[LEONARD]

If you're looking at appearances over minutes, then you're ignoring valuable context.

Fair enough cousin, let's hope we get him and he bags a hat trick against the RS.

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Still struggling.

You want the guy who can't score to be on the ball more in a game where we don't see the ball, just because he's better on the ball?

BUT

You don't want a guy on the pitch who can actually score the 1 chance in 90 mins we might get, because you want the guy who can't score to be on the ball more in a game where we don't see the ball, just because he's better on the ball?

Sounds complicated to me mate.

I want the guy who's better on the ball and who can score (Kean) to play when we are going to have the ball and have chances.

I the guy who is better on defense and pressuring the ball (DCL) to play when we will not have the ball as much.

Think that's pretty clear.

 

[MikeH72]

11 goals in 35 appearances for Juventus and Verona, better than Sandro, but no Dixie Dean.

Good and fair standards there.