Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[TyphooToffee]

@mods can we please have a boner react for things like this?

I certainly felt a stirring in my loins. Pardon me whilst I remove the spoon

 

[GwladysPhil]

The video with Brands giving him and his mother their shirts was brilliant. When he went to shake his mother’s hand and got a hug it was quite heart warming. Kean is clearly very close to her (especially considering his relationship, or lack of, with his dad) and Brands has been smart in getting her on side.

We better send him some tractors just to be on the safe side.

 

[CRIMHEAD]

We better send him some tractors just to be on the safe side.

A fleet = two tractors specifically. He can ensure Kean stays at Everton.

 

[GwladysPhil]

A fleet = two tractors specifically. He can ensure Kean stays at Everton.

Throw in a harvester too. Show we mean business.

 

[TyphooToffee]

I liked the bit where the cameraman said "Ciao" and Moise answered "Hello"

 

[FTY]

I love him so much and I’ve never even watched him life

 

[Fedlingen]

 

[summerisle]

 

[TyphooToffee]

I love him so much and I’ve never even watched him life

I can't get him out of my mind. I even dreamt about him last night!

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Moiiiiiiiiiiise Keeeeeeeean,
You dont have to turn off the red light.

I see a little silhouette of a man
Moise Kean, Moise Kean will you do the fandango.

I believe I can fly Moise Kean,
I believe I can touch the Sky Moise Kean, Think about you every night and day Moise Kean.. touching teens then getting sent away Moise Kean.

Remember my name !!!

 

[originalgreaserbob]

Moiiiiiiiiiiise Keeeeeeeean,
You dont have to turn off the red light.

I see a little silhouette of a man
Moise Kean, Moise Kean will you do the fandango.

I believe I can fly Moise Kean,
I believe I can touch the Sky Moise Kean, Think about you every night and day Moise Kean.. touching teens then getting sent away Moise Kean.

Remember my name !!!

reported

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Moiiiiiiiiiiise Keeeeeeeean,
You dont have to turn off the red light.

I see a little silhouette of a man
Moise Kean, Moise Kean will you do the fandango.

I believe I can fly Moise Kean,
I believe I can touch the Sky Moise Kean, Think about you every night and day Moise Kean.. touching teens then getting sent away Moise Kean.

Remember my name !!!

Prostitutes, suicide & paedophiles.....

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Prostitutes, suicide & paedophiles.....

That was my angle yes.So basically, Dont post drunk, dont post tired, dont post angry and dont post early !!! Got it ....

 

[Stephen Gibson]

That was my angle yes.So basically, Dont post drunk, dont post tired, dont post angry and dont post early !!! Got it ....

We have shared a strange few minutes together.

 

[BiggyRat]

As a club, have we learned our lesson though? Will someone make sure he doesn't cut off those dreds? We saw what happened to Lukaku...