Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

[mccole]

Considering Arsenal are blowing £70m off on Pepe and we have grabbed a player with the same potential who is younger for half the price, name the new ground after BRANDS

 

[Toast]

Digne , Schneiderlin , Niasse

Niasse interpreter for our new striker.

What could possibly go wrong.

 

[Goat]

Imagine this at Goodison, hahaha. Poor Souness wont cope

CANCEL INSTANTLY

 

[Toast]

Imagine this at Goodison, hahaha. Poor Souness wont cope

Get them moves down The Lisbon Moist lad.

 

[BlueToff]

Ivorian parents , most likely to be brought up speaking French

Fair enough, I bow to your superior knowledge.

 

[Tin-Tin]

He has to have a song to Jolene, its too good not to!!

 

[ProZ]

I like his dancing far more than I ever should tbf

 

[gaino92]

Get him in and playing again Werder Bremen. Can watch Davies school Davy Klassen as well (bit too far that one sorry)

 

[Toast]

I like his dancing far more than I ever should tbf

A little moonwalk and that would have been perfect.

 

[phil_t98]

Lid looks impressive:

looks like he can play in all three front positions. looks very very good off that video

 

[dublinbluenose]

His brother keeps posting Photoshops of him in Everton shirts on social media

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

 

[bigboy]

Like who ?

Mainly spurs and Utd fans crying foul play that Dybala is costing £100mil and we’re getting Mr Moise for a snip

 

[jazzy]

Fabulous potential signing .....but I said the same thing when we signed Sandro!

 

[Amw79]

Kean’s Brother is the new Lukaku’s dad.

Will be trying to hawk him to Barca in the 1st international break.