Confirmed Signing Moise Kean

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Game over for the Brands doubters if he turns a buyback clause into a first refusal.
If he does that I will light a candle (or 2) turn the lights down real low and bathe naked in a bath full of his used underwear.

After a while when the minty bath water turns cold I will drink said water and hang said underwear on my maiden.
 
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