Modern slang/terms you hate

[strummer]

I've never heard a lot of these thankfully but where i work people say window of opportunity. It's sometimes shortened to window.
I'm running out of excuses to ensure I never socialise with any of them ever again

 

[Piijt]

Along with artisan everything nowadays ‘hand cut chips’ & ‘hand formed burger’ really wind me up

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Triple cooked chips.

 

[Blue 1]

Brexit.

 

[Frang]

Triple cooked chips.

that's not a slang term though, that is an actual thing

 

[COYBL25]

Along with artisan everything nowadays ‘hand cut chips’ & ‘hand formed burger’ really wind me up

It’s nothing more than food that hasn’t come out of a packet and a clever way of getting hipster whoppers to pay more money for getting food in their ridiculous beards.

 

[LydiateLee]

BAE
Lil instead of Little
My one
This one
Lunching with me girliez

 

[Frang]

Lel

As @RomanReigns always alludes too

 

[TheBigIguana]

I'm not a fan of people saying v good instead of just typing out very. And I almost threw up when someone talking to me said "vee" instead of "very."

 

[Frang]

I'm not a fan of people saying v good instead of just typing out very. And I almost threw up when someone talking to me said "vee" instead of "very."

How'd you feel about 'dcl'?

 

[glorydaze]

Two pet hates,"that's what I'm talking about" and people who say "you know what I mean?" after a sentence. I always say no now just to see the blank look.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

that's not a slang term though, that is an actual thing

It isn't a term then?

 

[Frang]

It isn't a term then?

No

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

No

It is you know.
But I'll agree to disagree.

 

[PhilM]

I've had a number of emails from companies I deal with recently and their reps have been using the term 'touch base' an awful lot.

I despise those people.

I think my children say touch base when they’re playing off ground tick or something like that on the school yard. Why would an adult be playing it?