Modern phrases that drive you nuts

[Groucho]

I’ll start.

“Then she turned around and said”……

Drives me spare. I imagine all their conversations involve twirling round on the spot. Makes no sense.

 

[PITA]

I mean…

 

[coollino]

Any saying in the Everton new buyer threads

 

[Brendan Janus]

"Keep Me In The Loop" !!

 

[summerisle]

"See you later", when it's the first time you have met someone, and will never meet them again. Really grinds my gears.

 

[Street end man]

When people finish a phone conversation with bye,bye,bye,bye,bye,bye bye.

 

[Clarky cat]

“It was literally”…

 

[bluerobert]

“I’ll ask the question”

 

[Amokachi1995]

Can I get a coffee/beer etc

 

[dublinbluenose]

You'll have to leave now sir, you're making a scene

 

[Rich1878]

Bae! Can't kin stand it. Cringy little helmets

 

[bluerobert]

Can I get a coffee/beer etc

Added to that I’ll just do/let me do/let me get

 

[bigjonny]

Cheeky , as in foodstuff or drink

 

[Blue 1]

Going forward.

What happened to "in future"?

 

[Blue 1]

“It was literally”…

They almost always mean figuratively, too.