Modern Football

[Alan Whittle]

When you are in your new gaff you will have all the modern football going experiences to enjoy.

Like people eating huge cartons of popcorn, buying pizza in the boxes to have at their seat, people with selfie-sticks, people with seven bags of merchandise from the club shop, people with tablets, people with laptops,women doing cross-stitch, people vloggging, tourists in half & half scarves, fans of other teams (not the opposition) wearing their club colours, away fans sitting where they want while the stewards do nothing but target home fans for standing up instead.

Are you looking forward to it?

Not to mention the airport style security, putting all your metal objects in a tray and passing through the barrier. Perhaps that's just the away end......or just when Palace visit.lol

 

[Yid4life]

Not to mention the airport style security, putting all your metal objects in a tray and passing through the barrier. Perhaps that's just the away end......or just when Palace visit.lol

Nope. We do that as well.

Completely usless though. I always have a gun handy in case i come across someone from AFTV and have yet to be stopped.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Nope. We do that as well.

Completely usless though. I always have a gun handy in case i come across someone from AFTV and have yet to be stopped.

Quite understandable.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Nope. We do that as well.

Completely usless though. I always have a gun handy in case i come across someone from AFTV and have yet to be stopped.

Reminds me of that viral clip of a steward at spurs doing the worst pat downs i've seen.

 

[Yid4life]

Reminds me of that viral clip of a steward at spurs doing the worst pat downs i've seen.

They might be stricter with the away fans but i very much doubt it.

 

[Yid4life]

Spurs take action against steward caught performing ridiculous security checks

Just days after the Dortmund bus attack led to increased security at football matches across Europe, one steward at White Hart Lane was being less than thorough in his security checks

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Blues Harp]

When you are in your new gaff you will have all the modern football going experiences to enjoy.

Like people eating huge cartons of popcorn, buying pizza in the boxes to have at their seat, people with selfie-sticks, people with seven bags of merchandise from the club shop, people with tablets, people with laptops,women doing cross-stitch, people vloggging, tourists in half & half scarves, fans of other teams (not the opposition) wearing their club colours, away fans sitting where they want while the stewards do nothing but target home fans for standing up instead.

Are you looking forward to it?

And no trophies to show for it either.....Us and you.

 

[summerisle]

 

[davids]

Other than the previously mentioned points.For me it's VAR and a goal being disallowed because a players thumb was in an offside position.

 

[Alan Whittle]

How did he get that in?
Piece of cake!

 

[LEONARD]

If I smuggled a Sexton Blake into Goodison, it would obviously be the Sticky Toffee variety.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Probably one of the only times in my life when I can say with conviction, that I " wouldn`t " under any circumstances.

You're too picky

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Influencer is a job. Ffs. Of all the advances humanity has made, we still invent [Poor language removed] like this.

 

[PITA]

When you are in your new gaff you will have all the modern football going experiences to enjoy.

Like people eating huge cartons of popcorn, buying pizza in the boxes to have at their seat, people with selfie-sticks, people with seven bags of merchandise from the club shop, people with tablets, people with laptops,women doing cross-stitch, people vloggging, tourists in half & half scarves, fans of other teams (not the opposition) wearing their club colours, away fans sitting where they want while the stewards do nothing but target home fans for standing up instead.

Are you looking forward to it?

Sounds like Anfield.

 

[Yank]

I went to a baseball game in the states, and this is exactly what i saw. They even had playstations at the back kids could play for when they 'got bored'.

Well that's because baseball is boring as eff