Who? Brad "Revs FO Staff" Feldman and Jay "I do color as well as I play basketball" Heaps?
Yeah.
The one saving grace is that we are extremely banged up, and as a result extremely young. Leaving aside Twellman, who says he'll be back but is not on any timetable, we were without Reis, Jankauskas, Castro, and Joseph.
On the other hand, we had 3 guys playing their 2nd games as professionals, 2 more in their 2nd season as pros, and 2 other guys who are just now able to drink legally. We had like 2 actual grown-ups on the pitch - the ever-durable Cory Gibbs, and Preston Burpo who started for the Sounders -- when they were USL1.
Now, D.C., they just suck.