Minor things that make you happy

[keverton]

The sound of my child laughing

 

[The Cowboy]

That I spent ten minutes of a twelve minute tube journey trying to remember what the Japanese term was for "armour of the southern barbarians", and remembered it just before my stop.

Is it 'BANZAI!'?

 

[Groucho]

Sleep

 

[The Cowboy]

Being told to sling your hook at 3.30 by your boss. Awesome. Currently supping a pint before I get my train.

 

[Ashtonian]

The sound of my child laughing

Until you realise you have no children and its 1am.........

 

[Huyton Layne]

The minor fume thread. Actually is amazingly therapeutic to write some stuff down and even better when my fellow fumers rant about the same stuff

 

[tommye]

horse....



fkin genius

 

[summerisle]

Yorkshire puds in about an hour.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

horse....



fkin genius

Don't know which is funnier....horse, or the fact you find it so funny that everywhere i look you've posted abar it (I'm still chucklin at it meself, btw)

 

[tommye]

Don't know which is funnier....horse, or the fact you find it so funny that everywhere i look you've posted abar it (I'm still chucklin at it meself, btw)

Horse. It's genius. I had tears streaming down my face. Proper genuine belly laughs. I might get a tattoo of it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Going on a date this afternoon and the girl suggested going for a pub roast.

 

[tommye]

Going on a date this afternoon and the girl suggested going for a pub roast.

show her your company car lad. Is it a big one?

 

[COYBL25]

Knew someone once who used Deep Heat cream on their haemorrhoids, because they didn't realise there was a dedicated cream for piles.

Can you imagine?

Don't think I ever got round to telling them you could get pile cream instead....

When we were teenagers we used to use Deep Heat and something called " Fiery Jack " as a form of torture.

Quite simple really. Pin your victim to the floor, pull his keks down. Apply liberal amounts of fiery balm to the victims scrotum, then stand back and watch the victim run around screaming !

 

[COYBL25]

Going on a date this afternoon and the girl suggested going for a pub roast.

Toby Carvery, all you can eat for a fiver. The Porche will standout in the car park amongst all the Tranny vans too.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Going on a date this afternoon and the girl suggested going for a pub roast.

Can I tag along? We can take her for a spit roast then