Minor things that make you happy

[Rita_Poon]

Things you find while waiting for the rain to clear at the cricket.

how many right arms has he got?

 

[Kurt.]

I went to the toilet today in John Lewis and a guy, who just went into a cubical, dropped his wallet so I let him know. He said thanks etc.

The convo ended and all of a sudden this guy came over to both of us and said 'i saw the wallet on the floor and was going to pick it up for you, but he (me) beat you to it' it was so weird lol it was silent for like 5 secs and the guy then thanked him for spotting the wallet, and the other guy was buzzing

All in a toilet lol lol

Be honest …. You’ve been caught doing a George Michael and you want to get your side of events in before we read it in the local press tomorrow haven’t you ?

 

[coollino]

Be honest …. You’ve been caught doing a George Michael and you want to get your side of events in before we read it in the local press tomorrow haven’t you ?

I did realise as I was typing it that it sounded more and more suspect, yes

 

[Kurt.]

I did realise as I was typing it that it sounded more and more suspect, yes

Good lad, you’ve taken the first step which is always the hardest.

 

[Baines' left foot]

£3,250 tax rebate.

 

[kev]

£3,250 tax rebate.

Nice one mate.

 

[carlos21]

Nice one mate.

Yo kev.

 

[kev]

Yo kev.

Hi Carlos. Hope you're well mate.
Will you be watching Bolton Wanderers v Everton later?

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos. Hope you're well mate.
Will you be watching Bolton Wanderers v Everton later?

Don't be silly.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Don't be silly.

I love it. "Carlos, will you be BASE jumping off the Shard later?" "Don't be silly."

Probably activities with roughly the same level of health risks, truth be told.

 

[carlos21]

I love it. "Carlos, will you be BASE jumping off the Shard later?" "Don't be silly."

Probably activities with roughly the same level of health risks, truth be told.

Hahahaha how are you Martin.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Nice one mate.

Cheers, Kev.

It's come at a good time. I've been stressing about money lately so it provides a nice cushion.

 

[matty1878]

£3,250 tax rebate.

wanna buy
that lads shares?

 

[kev]

Cheers, Kev.

It's come at a good time. I've been stressing about money lately so it provides a nice cushion.

Always nice to get a bit back from the man. Even better if it was unexpected.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Always nice to get a bit back from the man. Even better if it was unexpected.

Absolutely. It's my first tax return in 10 years due to a career change. I'd convinced myself I'd get £1,000 max just to keep my expectations low.