Minor things that make you happy

[larbert toffee]

Took my 3 youngest Grandkids 6,5 and 3 to a massive indoor play area yesterday for a couple of hours followed by a Macdonalds, loved seeing how much they enjoyed it but boy was I Knacked.

 

[efcforever]

Festive Bake is back at Greggs!

 

[Baines' left foot]

When some horrible piss rat sees you’re driving an older small car and assumes you’re an older person and so tries to intimidate you, beeping, flashing lights etc. but then suddenly go all passive when they see a 15 stone BEAST behind the wheel. So satisfying.

 

[COYBL25]

When some horrible piss rat sees you’re driving an older small car and assumes you’re an older person and so tries to intimidate you, beeping, flashing lights etc. but then suddenly go all passive when they see a 15 stone BEAST behind the wheel. So satisfying.

He probably fancied you and was after your number ?

Any luck ?

 

[orly]

When some horrible piss rat sees you’re driving an older small car and assumes you’re an older person and so tries to intimidate you, beeping, flashing lights etc. but then suddenly go all passive when they see a 15 stone BEAST behind the wheel. So satisfying.

You satisfied a horrible piss rat? Hand or mouth or?

 

[Baines' left foot]

You satisfied a horrible piss rat? Hand or mouth or?

Trap 2 orly.

He probably fancied you and was after your number ?

Any luck ?

See above.

 

[WA Toffee]

My share portfolio has gone up 4 grand so far this week

And down 3 and a half grand this week

 

[larbert toffee]

Festive Bake is back at Greggs!

I was in Glasgow yesterday and required a snack, saw efcforever had mentioned this the other day and thought I'd give it a go, really dissapointed, a slither of filling which had been minced so fine it almost had a fluid texture, won't be racing back to try another one anytime soon.

 

[Frang]

when some 15 stone get stares at you from the driving seat of his Fiat Uno and goes up the curb, ruining his front tyre.

 

[Baines' left foot]

when some 15 stone get stares at you from the driving seat of his Fiat Uno and goes up the curb, ruining his front tyre.

*kerb

 

[Frang]

*kerb

did I American-ise that word.

wowzers

 

[bol-uk]

Having a dump after my wife, the warm seat is worth the stink.

 

[carlos21]

When some horrible piss rat sees you’re driving an older small car and assumes you’re an older person and so tries to intimidate you, beeping, flashing lights etc. but then suddenly go all passive when they see a 15 stone BEAST behind the wheel. So satisfying.

Bed.

 

[Seathestars]

Watched some of Tommy Fleetwoods round in Dubai yesterday.
Will be following him around today for the first 9 holes at least.

 

[ste d' indica]

US Navy pilots muckin' about...



They've been grounded, should be given a medal imo.