Minor things that make you happy

[LEONARD]

A nice long hot shower after work, and I tell the wife, 'I feel like a new man'.

'OK', she replies, 'I'll go out and find you one'.

 

[jal123]

A nice long hot shower after work, and I tell the wife, 'I feel like a new man'.

'OK', she replies, 'I'll go out and find you one'.

Smokescreen for when you catch her with a younger model.

 

[zzr45]

Nostalgic thoughts of Supermarket Sweep. A simpler time.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Ran out of dishwasher tablets and searched the cupboard under the sink in the hopes of finding maybe one that dropped out of the box only to find a trial pack of the top end pouches. Win

 

[ilikecheese]

@Bungle

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Toast]

Put your seatbelt on.
Stop using your phone in the car.
And @Baines' left foot is fuming you keep parking in his space.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Put your seatbelt on.
Stop using your phone in the car.
And @Baines' left foot is fuming you keep parking in his space.

Car is stationary.

 

[andym78]

What did he call everyone after saying, "You can't hate monday"?

 

[summerisle]

Debby Harry looking and sounding nice.

 

[The Cowboy]

Spending ages trying to find a funky chateau or gite that'll accommodate a family of 5 for one night in summer, giving up and going for a budget Ibis instead, and nailing 2 triple rooms for €44 each. Get in!

 

[tadao]

Spending ages trying to find a funky chateau or gite that'll accommodate a family of 5 for one night in summer, giving up and going for a budget Ibis instead, and nailing 2 triple rooms for €44 each. Get in!

 

[summerisle]

Not minor for them.

 

[JLW]

Skype/facetime so i can see and speak to my kids everyday!!

 

[longers]

Dead at this