Minor things that make you happy

[Toast]

Wouldn't be the first time for me.

Hahaha.

Brilliant.

 

[Seathestars]

Yup. First and probably only.

Don't worry about the pain of child birth, women just exaggerate it, they like to make a right song and dance about everything, nothing a few Paracetamol won't sort out.

Good luck

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Don't worry about the pain of child birth, women just exaggerate it, they like to make a right song and dance about everything, nothing a few Paracetamol won't sort out.

Good luck

Yeah, I'm sure pushing a bowling ball out of a few cm hole is not painful whatsoever.

My fiancé is an anesthesiologist though so I am sure I will get the good stuff.

 

[B17BLG]

Yeah, I'm sure pushing a bowling ball out of a few cm hole is not painful whatsoever.

My fiancé is an anesthesiologist though so I am sure I will get the good stuff.

A few cm?

How does a Virgin give birth?

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

A few cm?

How does a Virgin give birth?

I don't know how it all works to be honest. Trying not to think about it but one of my friends has told me some horror story.

 

[kithnou]

Yeah, I'm sure pushing a bowling ball out of a few cm hole is not painful whatsoever.

My fiancé is an anesthesiologist though so I am sure I will get the good stuff.

Post of the day right there.

 

[Seathestars]

A few cm?

How does a Virgin give birth?

Her name is Mary, Christmas and all that Jazz

 

[The Cowboy]

Yeah, I'm sure pushing a bowling ball out of a few cm hole is not painful whatsoever.

My fiancé is an anesthesiologist though so I am sure I will get the good stuff.

From what I understand from the wife, it isn't the pushing of the baby through your ladybits that's the cause of the pain, it's the shifting of the hips/pelvis, the pressure on the spine, the whole physiological change that occurs during labour.

 

[Tramps_mate]

The fact the motorways are quieter on a friday morning for some reason..

Although id like one of these jobs that doesnt require me to go to work on a friday!

 

[larbert toffee]

Went out with a girl last night, she hasn't stopped texting me all morning. Looks like I didn't manage to mess that up

She's looking for you to unlock the cellar door.

 

[larbert toffee]

We're going to know the gender of our kid in a few weeks. Today's ultrasound was still too early.

Congratulations hope everything goes okay.

 

[Bungle]

We're going to know the gender of our kid in a few weeks. Today's ultrasound was still too early.

Congratulations.

You won't get a penny of maintenance out of me though.

 

[larbert toffee]

Congratulations.

You won't get a penny of maintenance out of me though.

I'm not sure she would be looking forward to a wee bungle of joy.

 

[Bungle]

I'm not sure she would be looking forward to a wee bungle of joy.

I actually produce beautiful children, I'm quite fat but underneath it all I'm very handsome.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

From what I understand from the wife, it isn't the pushing of the baby through your ladybits that's the cause of the pain, it's the shifting of the hips/pelvis, the pressure on the spine, the whole physiological change that occurs during labour.

This whole process sounds miserable and as a species we need to evolve for a better way. Although I see how happy my other half is and it doesn't seem as bad.